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Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
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1 hr 41 mins
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Released: 9/12/2003
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A guitar-picking gunslinger continues his cacophonous quest for revenge in director
Robert Rodriguez
’s third and final
El Mariachi
bloodbath, a contemporary homage to
Sergio Leone
's 1960s spaghetti westerns.
Story
Payback’s no longer a simple affair for the mariachi with no name (
Antonio Banderas
). In
El Mariachi
and
Desperado
, the pistol-packing musician took aim at the drug dealers responsible for dragging him into a turf war. But
Rodriguez
wisely decides against duplicating
Death Wish
south of the border for a third time. Instead, he pulls an
Oliver Stone
by throwing the mariachi into the middle of a military coup against the newly elected president of Mexico. The takeover is the brainchild of cartel kingpin Barrillo (a woefully miscast
Willem Dafoe
), the principal target of a renewed government crackdown on crime. Barrillo enlists a corrupt general to assassinate the president and seize power. This makes it personal for the mariachi--this is the same general who butchered our hero’s
Desperado
amor, Carolina (
Salma Hayek
), and their child. Enter maverick CIA agent Sands (
Johnny Depp
), who strong-arms the mariachi into helping to thwart the coup. Sands, though, is as cold-hearted and murderous as Barrillo. He only wants the mariachi to gun down the general once the president is dead. There’s plenty of loot dashed away in the presidential palace, and Sands wants it all. Of course, the mariachi is no man’s pawn--and that overly complicates matters. The political machinations are often so needlessly convoluted that
Rodriguez
makes it tough to follow every twist, turn and double cross. Sometimes you yearn for the straightforwardness of
Rodriguez
’s previous shoot-’em-ups. But however knotty things get,
Rodriguez
’s ambitious and tongue-in-cheek attempt to depict a country in political chaos is preferable to redoing
El Mariachi
a second time.
Acting
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
is to
El Mariachi
what
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
was to
A Fistful of Dollars
.
Sergio Leone
partnered
Clint Eastwood
’s Man With No Name with two rogues for a Civil War-era treasure hunt. Likewise, the charro-suited
Banderas
is no longer a solo act. He’s now relegated to the status of featured guitarist, and that seems to have stripped him of the fiery wit and brazenness that he flaunted in
Desperado
. He still smolders when demonstrating his virtuosity with the gun and the guitar. But the tanned troubadour is quick to hide behind his lanky long hair, denying us even a hint of the anger and hatred that fuels his mariachi’s quest for retribution.
Depp
proves his devil-may-care turn in Pirates of the Caribbean was no comic fluke. He’s coolly but cheerfully snide as the sinister symbol of the United States’ occasionally questionable interventions in Latin American affairs. “Are you a Mexican? Or a Mexican’t?” he quizzes one local. As vile as Sands is,
Depp
engenders some sympathy for the amoral lawman when he meets a fate worse than death. Even then,
Depp
never allows Sands to bite his wicked tongue or back down from a fight.
Ruben Blades
and
Mickey Rourke
add gravity and insight into the mayhem as, respectively, an ex-FBI agent out for justice and
Dafoe
’s jaded henchman.
Rodriguez
invites back two of
Desperado
’s deceased in different roles: beefy
Danny Trejo
, menacing as
Depp
’s untrustworthy hired muscle, and chatterbox
Cheech Marin
, a hoot as an informer who raises
Depp
’s ire. Pretty-boy singer
Enrique Iglesias
, making his film debut as one of the mariachi’s sidekicks, is more comfortable carrying a tune than holding a gun. And, regretfully,
Hayek
logged more time with her
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
cameo than she does in her fleeting reappearance as
Banderas
’ sweet Carolina. There’s early hope that her return means she finally gets to kick some butts. Unfortunately, she’s still a damsel in distress, and a doomed one at that.
Direction
Rodriguez
’s family-friendly days are over, and not a moment too soon. After banging out three
Spy Kids
capers in as many years,
Rodriguez
finally cuts loose by once again drenching the streets of Mexico red with blood. And the best way to wash away the horrible taste left by
Spy Kids 3-D
’s preachy, redundant, pro-family agenda than with a shot of tequila and a heapin’ helpin’ of hot lead. Gloriously shot with high-definition cameras in 2001 before the two
Spy Kids
sequels,
Rodriguez
choreographs the chaos with spectacularly Looney Tunes-ish bravado. Bullet-riddled bodies don’t just fall to the floor--they fly 10 feet into the air before landing with a ground-shaking thud.
Banderas
and his mariachis-in-arms carry guitar cases that double as flame-throwers and remote-controlled bombs. One major protagonist, blinded after a torture session, stumbles through the coup with a young boy acting as his eyes. It’s an oddly poignant moment to watch the boy guide the sightless man’s aim, and one straight out of a
Sergio Leone
oater.
Rodriguez
doesn’t possess Leone’s vision or panache, and that’s problematic as far as the intricate plot goes. He devotes so much attention to keeping the political intrigue coherent that he occasionally saps the film of its dynamism. He also mishandles
Salma Hayek
’s small but significant contribution by employing her only in flashback or fantasy sequences. She maintains a presence throughout the film, but
Rodriguez
would have been better served chronicling her unfortunate fate as part of a prologue to avoid further confusion. Still, when the guns start blazing,
Rodriguez
gets down to what he does best. Famed for his ability to make a tight budget go a long way,
Rodriguez
orchestrates a slew of elaborately inventive gunfights and car chases that the likes of
McG
and
Rob Cohen
couldn’t execute even with the benefit of $100 million in their pockets. This is one Mexican standoff that, in spite of its narrative lapses, is fast and furious fun from start to finish.
Bottom Line
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
seemingly marks the swan song of
Rodriguez
’s
El Mariachi
saga. If that is indeed the case,
Rodriguez
has closed a pivotal chapter in his career with a blood-soaked epic that dazzles when the bodies pile up but confounds when the convoluted plot kicks in. Saying adios to
Banderas
’ modern-day gunfighter is far from tearful, but it would be a shame if
Depp
’s deliciously unscrupulous CIA agent never goes undercover again.
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