It’s finally happening. A start date is set for the long-awaited Three Stooges movie. Apparently, MGM’s recent bankruptcy was 20th Century Fox’s good luck charm, allowing the studio to scoop up the project from recently restructured MGM and slap a date on it.
The Farrelly Brothers are leading the project and since they worked their way into the comedy world with the silly, slapstick ridden classic, Dumb and Dumber, it makes sense that they would be the driving forces behind a film about the kings of slapstick.
With all that time spent waiting, they’ve had a good period to get all their ducks a row. The stepson of one of the Stooges and proprietor of the Stooges estate has signed on as executive producer and Bobby and Peter Farrelly had the help of Mike Cerrone to seal the deal on the script. Everything is set – well, everything except a cast.
No matter how great the framework to pay homage to the classic comedy troupe is, any knucklehead can see that the casting is the key. And of course since that’s the really difficult part, they’ve saved it for last. The film at one point had Jim Carrey (makes sense) and Sean Penn (wait, what?) tied to it, but those notions have been crushed since the project stalled. Also rumored to be involved was Benicio Del Toro as Moe, which could actually be kind of poifect if he ends up signing on for good. He’s got a big enough range to pull off a pretty good “Why I oughta…” but the search is still ongoing.
It may come down to the wire to find the right guys to take on Larry, Moe, and Curly, but I’m sure lifelong comedy fans like Peter and Bobby Farrelly aren’t going to take the chance on mucking up the nyuks, nyuk, nyuks.
When ordered to fire a long-time janitor named Stavi (Luis Avalos) Steve Barker (Johnny Knoxville) softens the blow by hiring him to mow the lawn at his apartment complex. Steve didn't provide him with health insurance so Stavi naturally loses a few fingers in a mowing accident and now it'll cost thousands to save the digits. What's a guy to do? Why of course fix the Special Olympics—a suggestion of Steve's degenerate uncle Gary (Brian Cox) who's also in the financial dumps. Former track star Steve reluctantly goes along with the scam and competes in the Special Olympics. His competitors are quick to pick up on his ruse but they decide to help him after Steve explains his motive. He must also try not to disappoint Lynn (Katherine Heigl) the beautiful volunteer who doesn't know of his real identity. What's a guy to do? Take the high road of course. Certainly Knoxville—of Jackass infamy and debauchery—would have no moral trepidation about headlining offensive exploitative crap like The Ringer but stardom beckons him if he only he stops aiming so damn low! His performance here was probably not as easy as it'd seem but it's reasonable to think that Jackass stunts involving a bottle of absinthe and some paper cuts to the cornea quickly eliminated any butterflies. What Knoxville has in spades is that rare charisma to prevent him from ever looking uncool. Then there's Cox the latest revered journeyman to sell his soul on the cheap for a role completely beneath him. Mostly disabled actors round out the cast uttering any and all funny lines but there's something fundamentally wrong when the audience erupts in laughter before the lines are even delivered. Though the Farrelly brothers—directors of There's Something About Mary and Dumb & Dumber--only acted as executive producers of The Ringer their lowbrow stamp is smeared all over. Directing chores were handed over to Barry Blaustein prolific writer of comedies like Coming to America making his feature directorial debut. The Ringer delivers on its promise of frat-dude humor and Blaustein certainly knows how to make his leading man shine—but it does so in cheap sophomoric ways.
September 30, 2003 10:50am EST
Top Story: Farrelly Brothers Take on Stooges
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