1. Super 8 Teaser Live Blog!
By now, you know the drill. One teaser trailer enters, then a man live blogs it!
:00 - :01: How does Paramount get an entire second of a 30 second teaser trailer for its logo? That's three point repeating three percent of the whole trailer! To see a mountain logo we've seen plenty of times before! Does it still have 22 stars? Great, then stop showing it.
:02 - :03: Children growing up near power lines. This could be a class action suit courtroom drama a la A Civil Action.
:04 - :05: The film takes place in an era where kids still ride bikes. Feels like the '80s.
:05 - :06: Aaaaaaaand Steven Spielberg gets a second. We're at seven percent static images for this trailer.
:07 - :08: There will be explosions, and children will run from said explosions. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
:09 - :10: In their haste, the children drop a camera. Hey guys, that kind of behavior is why we can't have nice things.
:11 - :13: Explosions, and J.J. Abrams gets his one second of fame.
:14 - :16: Fairly certain they were using a flame thrower to clear the field from Signs there.
:17 - :18: A voice says "Do not speak of this." Ideally one of the children will come back with "You're not the boss of me!"
:19 - :21: I think they got the camera back, so nice things are back on the menu. Everyone is being evacuated, so we can assume the flame thrower guy is still on the loose.
:22 - :24: If we do speak of this, they will find us? Hmmmm, maybe they ARE the boss of us.
:25 - :30: Wherever these kids go, it gets pretty explodey.
:31 - :32: Of course, more credits, why not? Still, interest piqued.
Super 8 could very well end up being the best homage of Steven Spielberg's work that Steven Spielberg has ever produced. Come June, it will definitely be on like Michelle Kwan eating some flan.
2. Fixing The Titans Series
The Clash of the Titans has a sequel planned, Wrath of the Titans, which makes perfect sense given how profitable the original one was. Plus, marketing is always easier the second time around. But there's a few items that need attending to this time around. Here's the breakdown:
1. More Gods, Less Humans.
If your movie title involves the word "titans" then there needs to be some actual titans, not a bunch of humans with hurt feelings. Give us protagonists with powers facing off against one or two mortal men ... not a boatload of them.
2. No 3-D.
Seriously, when will the madness end? The 3-D in Clash of the Titans was almost non-existent, though they still managed to collect the extra dollars for it.
3. Mmmmm, Rosamund Pike, yes please.
You had to have enjoyed her work in Pride and Prejudice. Don't lie.
4. Push the release date two weeks to April 6.
Right now Wrath of the Titans is set to open against The Hunger Games in March, and we've already detailed what could go wrong there. But why open against another action film at all? April of 2012 is wide open. Let Hunger Games come out first. If it flops, you're well positioned. If it's awesome, you've avoided getting obliterated on your opening weekend. It's time to blink Warner Bros., Lionsgate has you outflanked with their upstart franchise.
5. Release a Director's Cut of Clash of the Titans.
After the film was released, it became apparent that massive edits had been made after the fact. Everything just felt a bit off. So why not release Louis Leterrier's version for Christmas 2011? What's the worst that could happen? It sets the franchise back on track? Yes, I realize the original made $493 million worldwide, flaws and all. Still, that's no reason not to try harder. The Dark Knight made two and a half times what Batman Begins did. Shoot for the stars, Titans producers!
3. Limitless Looks ... Good?
The surprise of last weekend's Super Bowl was how decent Limitless looked. I haven't seen Bradley Cooper show much range yet, but this looks to be the project which settles the issue. It also looks like a nice mash-up of Rain Man, Devil's Advocate, and Bigger, Faster, Stronger. Intelligence meets temptation meets substance abuse. They moved the release date from January to March, another solid sign as trash is generally released in January ... whereas March gave us 300. Plus, Bobby De Niro is due to have a good movie. So there’s room to be hopeful on Limitless.
On that note, I'm off to explore my limits.
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Clint Eastwood and Oscar-winning writer Brian Helgeland will team up on an adaptation of the best-selling novel, Mystic River, for Warner Bros.
The novel, now in its ninth week on the top 10 New York Times bestseller list, follows three childhood friends whose relationship breaks apart after a tragic incident. They are brought back together 25 years later when they are all linked to a murder investigation.
Eastwood and Helgeland also are collaborating on another Warner Bros. project, the mystery/thriller Blood Work, an adaptation of a novel by Michael Connelly. Eastwood is set to produce, star and direct from Helgeland's screenplay.
Academy Award-winning scribe Helgeland (L.A. Confidential) wrote and directed the upcoming A Knight's Tale with Heath Ledger. Eastwood directed last year's hit Space Cowboys.
Tatum O'Neal is a "Scoundrel"
Making a comeback after more than a 10-year absence, Oscar-winning actress Tatum O'Neal (Paper Moon) will star opposite Tim Curry (Charlie's Angels), Julian Sands and Lacey Chabert (Party of Five) in The Scoundrel's Wife, an independent project.
Set in Louisiana in 1942, a young widow (O'Neal) is suspected of helping the Germans in a small bayou town, after the German U-boats have sunk American ships.
O'Neal, divorced from ex-husband John McEnroe, returns after spending the last decade raising their children.
Hoop dreams for Lil' Bow Wow
Fourteen-year-old double platinum rap singer Lil' Bow Wow will get his feature film debut in Like Mike for 20th Century Fox.
Lil' Bow Wow will play a kid who finds a pair of magical sneakers worn by basketball superstar Michael Jordan. Suddenly, the teen is transformed into a NBA hero.
Written by Michael Elliot, the story was inspired by Lil' Bow Wow, whom Elliot met on the set of MTV's seriesHip Hopera.
"He loves basketball, loves Michael Jordan, and he's an exceptional basketball player" Elliot told Variety.
"It's every kid's dream to play in the NBA, and it's not like Big, where he becomes a man. In this case, it's more fun if he stays a kid."
Lowe gets "Framed"
Rob Lowe, hot off his acclaimed role as deputy communications director in the hit NBC drama series The West Wing, will star in the TNT original movie Framed, based on a BBC miniseries of the same name.
Lowe will play a New York detective who takes a key member of a money-laundering scheme into custody and prepares him to testify in court. Things gets complicated as the detective's strong ethical code is placed in jeopardy when the witness offers him millions of dollars to help him escape.
The film will be directed by Daniel Petrie Jr. (Toy Soldiers) and executive produced by David Brown (Along Came a Spider) and Kit Golden (Chocolat).
Foley is a "Fuddy" Duddy
NewsRadio star Dave Foley has signed to star in Fox's comedy pilot, What's Up, Peter Fuddy?, with David Steinberg set to direct and co-written by Emmy winner Jay Kogen (Frasier).
The show's premise is Truman Show-esque: a Nightline-style news show follows the daily activities of an insurance adjuster Fuddy (Foley), who is forced to appear on the show to defend his actions.
Foley re-teams with Steinberg and Kogen after working together on the comedy The Wrong Guy. The feature was never released but it won the best screenplay award at the 1999 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival.
The pilot also stars Jamie Denbo (Lost Souls), as Fuddy's wife, and Craig Anton (The Army Show), as Fuddy's next-door neighbor.
"MiB2"'s villainous Janssen
The X-Men's heroine Famke Janssen is in negotiations to play the villainous vamp in Columbia Pictures' Men In Black 2 for director Barry Sonnenfeld.
Production is scheduled to start in June. Although the plot is under wraps, most of the original film's stars will be in the sequel, including Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as agents J and K, respectively. Janssen will play bad bombshell Serleena and Johnny Knoxville (MTV's Jackass) will be featured as a two-headed alien. The cast also includes Rosario Dawson (Josie and the Pussycats) as Smith's love interest.
"Annie" and Reba: together again
Country superstar Reba McEntire will reprise her role as Annie Oakley in a CBS-TV movie version of Irving Berlin's Annie Get Your Gun.
Currently starring in the Broadway smash hit, McEntire is a perfect choice to play Annie for the CBS movie, producer Howard Braunstein told Variety. She also will executive produce the film.
Currently in development, the movie could air by the February sweeps, depending on the potential strikes. McEntire will continue with the Broadway production through May 27. She's concurrently starring in an untitled comedy pilot for the WB Network.
"Crouching Tiger" creates Chinese boom
Hot off the tremendous success of Ang Lee's Oscar-winning film Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, co-production partner Columbia Pictures Film Production (an offshoot of Sony Pictures Entertainment) has announced plans for four pictures to go into production in 2001.
First up is Big Shot's Funeral, a comical film about a world-famous director who comes to China to make an epic about the last emperor of the Qing Dynasty (can anyone say The Last Emperor?). It will star Donald Sutherland, Ge You and Rosamund Kwan and directed by Feng Xiaogang. It will be shot in English and Chinese.
Next is another Chinese/English film, a mystery, called Double Vision starring Tony Leung, Ka Fai and David Morse (The Green Mile). The film followed the hunt for a serial killer by a determined Taiwanese police detective and an American FBI expert.
Third is an untitled action flick directed by Corey Yuen, who choreographed The X-Men and Romeo Must Die. The film will kicked it up with technological wizardry while centering on family bonds. Finally, set for production later this year is Heroes of Heaven and Earth, a Chinese-language adventure epic to be directed by He Ping and starring Jiang Wen.
Miramax wants in the "Know"
Miramax Films is negotiating to handle the North American distributions rights for Al Pacino's next film, People I Know.
The film, already in production and co-starring Kim Basinger, Tea Leoni and Ryan O'Neal, is about a New York press agent who gets into the corrupt world of politics, celebrity and illegal drugs. O'Neal plays a client, a famous actor, who is embroiled in a scandal that hurts his plans to become a senator.
Pesci as The Bull
Mafia hitman Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, to be exact.
Oscar-winner Joe Pesci is in negotiations to play the mobster for New Regency Productions. Gravano left the federal witness protection plan to go into partnership with a band of wealthy suburban kids selling ecstasy.
The film, tentatively titled Sammy the Bull, will only have Pesci's involvement if it is released as a feature film. Originally, New Regency was developing the project as a television movie.
"Bridget Jones" part II
Working Title Films, producer of the recent box office hit Bridget Jones's Diary, is already considering a sequel.
Based on Helen Fielding popular novel series, Working Title has optioned her second book Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason and is negotiating with her for the screenplay.
The producers of other hits, such as Four Weddings and a Funeral and Notting Hill, have never previously made a sequel, "but when you get numbers like this, you've got to think about it," Working Title co-chairman Eric Fellner told Variety.
It is still undetermined whether Renee Zellweger will reprise her role, as well as Hugh Grant, whose smarmy character is not in the second novel.