Dina Lohan told Matt Lauer in an interview on Today this morning that Lindsay wants to "start her own facilities [to] help other children" since she's "so public." Dina also said Lindsay wants to fulfill her entire sentence and stay in treatment until January 3rd because "she's learning the trigger points and why she turns to something - drugs or addiction." - USA Today
Kim Kardashian is promoting new prepaid credit cards called "Kardashian Prepaid MasterCards" that are supposed to help parents monitor their teen's spending habits. It's also supposed to do something to help keep kids off of drugs, but I don't see how. - NYP
Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes married producer/DJ Sunnery James in a private ceremony in her hometown of Eastermar. They are expecting a baby boy in January. - NYP
Karina Smirnoff of Dancing with the Stars is engaged to Brad Penny, who plays baseball and probably can't dance for shit. - People
After suffering a second miscarriage, Lily Allen returned to the hospital Friday evening to be treated for septicemia, a potentially fatal blood poisoning condition. - US Magazine
The most ignorant woman in the world married Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis this weekend. - TMZ
Keith Olbermann will resume his post at MSNBC on Tuesday after he was suspended for donating $2,400 to two Democratic Representative candidates and one hopeful Democratic Senator. In a statement that will hopefully be expanded into a nine minute rant tomorrow, Olbermann said, "I did not privately or publicly encourage anyone to donate to these campaigns nor to any others in this election or previous ones, nor have I previously donated to any political campaign on any level." - LA Times
Michael Jackson has a new album coming out and his relatives aren't sure how the vocals could be real because he has been dead almost a year and a half. Sony Music, however, is assuring us they are real, which makes less sense than an episode of Care Bears. - BBC
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are not only NOT engaged, but they are also upset that E! News blurted out that they were engaged because they were going to sell the story to another publication. Early birds, everyone. - TFL
Looney Tunes: Back in Action revisits an age-old Tunes question: Why does the affable Bugs reap all the fame and glory while the egocentric Daffy gets shafted again and again? Our duck friend quite frankly has had it up to his skinny neck playing second fiddle to the carrot muncher. All Daffy wants is a little recognition from the studio but the brothers Warner (actual twin brothers as we come to find out) decide instead to let Daffy out of his contract on the advice of their no-nonsense VP of comedy Kate Houghton (Jenna Elfman). Bugs however knows they're making a mistake. Even though Daff bears the brunt of the abuse Looney Tunes would fail without him and Bugs convinces the powers that be they need the nutty mallard. If the plot had only followed this thread--perhaps showing Daffy on the skids--then maybe the film wouldn't have spiraled into Looneyville. Unfortunately Daffy ends up hooking up with the hunky D.J. Drake (Brendan Fraser) a studio security guard who finds out that his famous movie star father Damian Drake (Timothy Dalton) is really a secret agent hunting for a mysterious diamond known as the Blue Monkey a supernatural gem that can turn the planet's population into monkeys. The evil head of the Acme Corporation Mr. Chairman (Steve Martin) wants the diamond for his own diabolical plans and he's kidnapped D.J.'s dad in an effort to get it. Now the gang has to get the diamond save D.J.'s dad and of course save the world.
It might be a little hard to act subtly around cartoon characters but these aren't your ordinary cutesy Mickey Mouse types. Bugs Daffy Porky Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn are pros at comic timing able to spar with the best of them throw out zingers without a second thought and slay you with a droll glance at the camera. It isn't really necessary for the human actors to match their madcap-ness; just reacting would have sufficed. Fraser comes off the best of the human bunch; since he's had practice (Monkeybone) he easily interacts with his animated co-stars and deftly handles the doubletakes and jabs at pop culture. Elfman on the other hand sputters and goes bug-eyed every time she encounters silliness. She looks uncomfortable doing the green screen thing especially when she's trying to look natural when peeling a distraught duck from around her waist. Martin's highly anticipated turn as Mr. Chairman turns out to be the biggest disappointment. The over-the-top character is reminiscent of Martin's hysterically funny Rupert the Monkeyboy in 1988's Dirty Rotten Scoundrels but Martin turns Mr. Chairman--an angry schoolboy with knee socks and matted-down hair who never grew up--into a caricature of ridiculous proportions and unlike Rupert who came in small hilarious doses Mr. Chairman gets very tiresome very quickly.
Back in Action's animation is well done more engaging and ambitious than its 1996 predecessor Space Jam in which the action mostly took place in Looney Tunes land; here animated characters go the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? route and Bugs Daffy and the rest coexist harmoniously with humans in the real world. But despite its aspirations Back in Action leaves out vital elements that made Space Jam appealing. While the earlier film stuck to a simple plot Back in Action guided by director Joe Dante (Small Soldiers The 'Burbs) tries too hard to keep things wild and wacky while incorporating elements of '60s heist pics and action-adventure scenes and in the process loses sight of the most important ingredient in any kids movie: the story. Tykes may have limited attention spans but if the story's good they will watch. Granted some individual bits are laugh-out-loud funny particularly the scene in the Warner Bros. commissary where a stuttering Porky Pig complains about being politically incorrect with Speedy Gonzales while an animated Shaggy and Scooby-Doo berate actor Matthew Lillard for playing Shaggy as such a bonehead in the live-action Scooby-Doo. These scenes prove that if any cartoon characters could pass themselves off as real celebrities in the entertainment industry the gang from Looney Tunes could but moments like these simply can't overcome a contrived plot and juvenile antics.