The Guardian wants more than anything to be a summer blockbuster. But as a fall movie in earnest--clocking in at well over two hours, no less--the movie is stripped bare and revealed as a middling action flick without much action.
Not a vomit voyeur? Fine. Cornea penetration not your fancy? Look away--you won’t be alone. But if you’re a Jackass fan, there’s plenty to love about Number Two. If you’re not a fan, get off your high horse and unleash your inner 15-year-old masochist!