S04E02: The episode opens with Walt purchasing a gun from a black market arms dealer ripped straight out of a Tarantino movie: he cites the "law of the West" to support a man's right to defend himself by any means necessary. The scene plays heavily on the show's central idea: the motivation (and justification thereof) of Walt's actions. Is he still acting from a place of defense, self-preservation, or interest in his family's well-being?
Walt's storyline in this episode followed his attempts to eliminate Gus. Following the theme of last week's episode, Walt is rapidly figuring out how little control he has.
"You won, Walter. You got the job. Learn to take 'yes' for an answer." - Mike
From his first appearance in the episode, Mike is shown, scraping blood (presumably Victor’s) off his shirtsleeve, to be uneasy with the events of the recent past. Most notably, Mike is newly hesitant to trust his boss, Gus.
Walt, feeling the same way, tries to use Mike’s intelligence to his own advantage. Walt approaches him in a bar that Mike does not leave throughout the episode (which—and I’m no filmmaker, but I feel that this needs to be said—was the most beautifully shot setting I’ve seen in TV lately) and tries to invoke a kinship. A thick “we’re not so different, you and I” motif is lain behind Walt’s rambling, unconvincing speech. As he goes on and on to a primarily silent Mike, it is clear just how far Walt has slipped from his pedestal. Furthermore, Mike immediately notices, without so much as a direct glance, the gun Walt put so much effort into keeping inconspicuous. When Walt does come right out and ask Mike to help him kill Gus, Mike reacts violently, leaving the bar for the first time with Walt injured on the floor. It’s curious as to exactly why he did react this way: as Walt cited loyalty to Jesse as the reason for some of his actions, perhaps Mike is feeling the same kind of loyalty to Gus. More likely, it’s a sense of denial overtaking him: the ever-stoic Mike doesn’t want to realize that his life and consistencies are in danger. And maybe there’s something to the fact that it was Mike’s unforgettable “no more half measures” speech to Walt last season that is exactly what made the man go off commit that insane series of actions that led directly to this very situation.
Meanwhile, Jesse throws a three-day rager (featuring the extremely welcomed return of Badger and Skinny Pete), fueled by cocaine, a superfluously loud sound system, and unsliced pizzas. From his first appearance, glaring lifelessly at the glowing hi-fi, Jesse is obviously not in a good place. He obsessively demands the party (represented by an MTV like montage which admittedly went on a little long for my tastes) persist long past the point of his guests’ stamina; he even pushes his rehabilitating friends back on the wagon—although, this isn’t the first time the otherwise moralistic (relatively, at least—for this show, anyway) Jesse has taken advantage of recovering drug abusers. Eventually, Jesse is paid a visit by Andrea, who solidifies his uneasiness with the events in "Half Measures" and "Full Measure:" the murder of Tomas' killers and, especially, of Gale. The end of the episode, after all of party guests have gone, depicts an almost audible reverberation of Jesse's thoughts: "I killed someone." Aaron Paul, you had better win an Emmy immediately. A terrific callback was incited by a shot of a mountain of cigarettes on Jesse’s counter. If you recall, Jesse adopted a heavy smoking habit to remind him of the scent of deceased girlfriend Jane, who used to smoke in his car. Interestingly, both incidents of tragedy (Jesse’s murder of Gale and Jane’s drug-induced death) were largely, if not entirely, Walt’s fault.
A surprisingly interesting story comes out of Hank and Marie this week. When it comes to his wife, Hank is incurably irate ever since being shot. He refuses to show her the appreciation that he does his physical therapist, actually demands she "get out" while she's trying to show support, and commands her to inspect all of his minerals for damage.
Finally, Skylar, now thick into the game, makes an offer to Walt's old boss at the car wash as a money laundering front, who, out of spite over Walt's hostile quitting, demands no less than twenty million dollars. The show seems to be using Walt and Skylar’s baby daughter as sort of a reminder of just how corrupt everything these people are doing really is: Skylar brings the infant along while she’s doing research to purchase the car wash that she will use to hide the fact that her estranged husband is a prominent Albuquerque meth distributor. This device is hardly unique: the first example to mind is from Dexter’s fifth season, but it works well as Skylar is new to the crime game and therefore the one most freshly “corrupted.” Meanwhile, Walt Jr. makes another two-second appearance this season, just to remind us that this once incredibly prominent character still exists. Let’s hope he’s launched back to the front of the action, as his role was incredibly important to the development of Walt’s character.
Things to consider: what awesome storyline is being built up between Hank and Marie? And when, and in what way, will Mike finally take action?
The Tourist is about as difficult to get through as spotting the vowels in the name of its director. Florian Henckel von Donnersmark was last seen receiving a Best Foreign Film Oscar in 2007 for The Lives of Others which was about a couple living in East Berlin who were being monitored by the police of the German Democratic Republic. Its positive reception made way for the assumption that Donnersmark would continue to populate the USA with films of seemingly otherworldly and underrepresented themes. But his current project is saddening in its superficiality and total implausibility.
The film’s only real upside is its stars: two of our most prized Americans. Johnny Depp plays Frank Tupelo a math teacher from Wisconsin who travels to Europe after his wife leaves him presumably because of his weakness and simplicity. While en route to Venice he meets Elise Clifton-Ward (Angelina Jolie) who situates herself in his company after she receives a letter from her criminal lover Alexander Pearce (who stole some billions from a very wealthy Russian and the British government) with instructions to find someone on a train who looks like him and make the police believe that he is the real Alexander Pearce to throw the authorities and the Russians off his track. Elise picks Frank and after they are photographed kissing each other on the balcony of Elise’s hotel everyone begins to believe Frank is the real Pearce and so begins the chase.
While Donnersmark could not have picked two better looking people to film roaming around Venice his lack of faith in the audience is obvious. Every aspect of the characters is hammed up again and again as if Donnersmark felt burdened with the task of making us see his vision. Doubtful that we’re capable of getting to where he wants us he has crafted a movie completely devoid of subtlety. Elise’s strength and superiority over Frank are portrayed by close-ups and repeated instances of men burping up their lungs upon seeing her (as if her beauty is in any way subjective?). And in case we forgot that Frank is the victim in this story -- even though he’s been tricked chased and shot at - Donnersmark still felt the need to pin him with a lame electronic cigarette to puff on. Frank and Elise somehow manage to lack mystery even though we get very few factual details about each of them.
Nothing extraordinary comes to us in the way of the film’s structural elements either. There is very little of the action that The Tourist’s marketing led us to believe and the dialog is often painful. The plot itself is almost shockingly unbelievable especially when we’re asked to believe that Elise falls in love with Frank after a combination of kissing him once and her disclosed habit of swooning over men she only spent an hour with (yes that was on her CV).
The Tourist is rather empty and cosmetic. It’s worth seeing if you’re a superfan of Jolie or Depp but don’t expect to walk out of the theater with anything more than the stub you came in with.
WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
G.I. Joe is a top-secret multi-national special forces unit comprised of highly-trained physically attractive military personnel from around the world. Equipped with the latest in superawesome vehicles and weaponry and guided by the tough but fair General Hawk they take on the baddest of the bad guys the kind of terrorists that scoff at conventional organizations. As the General himself so aptly states “When all else fails we don’t.”
That credo is put to the test however when a shadowy terrorist group armed with even awesomer vehicles and weaponry like crazy-ass laser guns and computer-guided zombie troopers infiltrates the Joes’ compound and makes off with a cache of four WMDs each of which is capable of leveling an entire city. Do the men and women of G.I. Joe have what it takes to defeat these menacing new adversaries before they mount their next devastating attack?
WHO’S IN IT?
It takes an elite group of actors to play an elite group of soldiers and the cast of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is stocked with an abundance of Hollywood’s most talented performers all adorned in various types of leather fetish apparel. White Chicks star Marlon Wayans plays Ripcord a flight specialist who can pilot any type of airplane even enemy crafts that respond only to voice commands uttered in Celtic. Channing Tatum star of Step Up and Step Up 2: The Streets plays his best pal Duke a badass infantryman who knows no fear. Preeminent ginger chick Rachel Nichols showcases her fiery crimson locks as Scarlett a shrewd intel expert whose stoic exterior hides a growing attraction to Ripcord. Barking out the orders as General Hawk is Enemy Mine star Dennis Quaid.
On the side of the bad guys is the Baroness played by Factory Girl star Sienna Miller in a push-up bra dirty librarian glasses and a raven-colored dye job. She’s the point woman for McMullen a shady Scottish weapons magnate played by Christopher Eccleston. But McMullen is no ordinary shady Scottish weapons magnate; he’s covertly amassed a huge terrorist empire headquartered beneath the polar ice caps. It’s there that “The Doctor ” a horribly disfigured mad scientist played by (500) Days of Summer star Joseph Gordon-Levitt concocts all sorts of diabolical new weapons and gadgets to unleash on the innocent.
Oh and there are ninjas too. Good guy Snake Eyes played by Ray Park wears sleek black body armor while the evil Storm Shadow played by Byung-hun Lee runs around in a updated version of Elvis Presley’s classic all-white jumpsuit.
Loaded with scene after scene of high-tech action-movie eye candy G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra assaults the senses with such a relentless barrage of over-the-top stunts eye-popping visual effects and stylized fight sequences that only the most coldly cynical of viewers will be able to resist submitting to its visceral charms.
As with most sugary indulgences the sweet dizzying high is followed almost immediately by a painful crash. Feelings of guilt and shame start to simmer as you kick yourself for yielding to such soulless gluttony. The next morning you awake with a throbbing headache and a heart filled with regret. The following day a doctor informs you that you have adult-onset diabetes. So in a nutshell G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is the cinematic equivalent of adult-onset diabetes.
The scene where they have the big fight with all the advanced weapons and a whole bunch of stuff blows up. Oh wait that’s EVERY scene.
For the bulk of his performance Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s face is obscured by a bulky breathing apparatus and his voice is altered to sound like the computerized movie trailer's narrator. Which makes one wonder why they bothered to hire a name actor for the role in the first place.