With album sales recently plummeting to an all-time low, it's understandable that several pop artists are looking at other ways in which to boost their coffers. Mariah Carey recently teamed up with OPI to create a new holiday-themed nail varnish collection, Hanson launched their own brilliantly named beer, Mmmhops, in May, while One Direction have opened over 30 pop-up shops across the globe during the past twelve months. But while the concept of pop star merchandise may make financial sense, there are several official products which appear to be sorely lacking any logical sense. Here's a look at five of the most bewildering.
The Weezer Snuggie
Not only did Rivers Cuomo and co. record their very own 'ironic' infomercial for their blanket with sleeves, but they also threw in a copy of their much-maligned seventh album, Raditude, with each purchase - presumably the only way in which they could shift any more copies.
Deadmau5’s Headphones For Cats
In-between producing brainless slabs of EDM and ranting about his fellow superstar DJs, Canada's most famous mouse head-wearer somehow found the time to create a pair of headphones designed specifically for the likes of his beloved Professor Meowingtons. The reason why, nobody knows.
The KISS Kasket
Testing their obsessive fans' loyalty to its limits, theatrical rock's most blatant sell-outs unveiled the most jaw-dropping item in their catalogue in 2001 – a 20-gauge steel coffin emblazoned with the band's painted faces and logo. Alongside a bottle of Jack Daniels and an Eddie Van Halen guitar, the late Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell was buried in one in 2004.
The Flaming Lips Silver Fetus Christmas Tree
Nothing says the season of goodwill quite like a trembling silver fetus-shaped Christmas tree ornament. Living up to his band’s unashamedly weird reputation, frontman Wayne Coyne even claimed that the slightly creepy declaration had the power to increase intelligence during his typically bizarre sales pitch in 2009.
Sex Pistols Perfume
Perhaps the most unlikely act to jump aboard the celebrity fragrance bandwagon, 70s anarchists Sex Pistols sounded the death knell for punk when they unveiled their own unique brand of perfume in 2010. Just who exactly would want to smell like Johnny Rotten remains a mystery.
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Zombie-loving rockers Weezer will take over the Comic-Con International event in California in a celebration of The Walking Dead. The band will attend the convention in San Diego, California to help mark the 10th anniversary of Robert Kirkman's popular zombie comics, which inspired the horror TV series starring Andrew Lincoln.
Weezer will perform at a Walking Dead-themed party on Friday night (19Jul13), and they will also hand out special posters depicting themselves as zombies.
Bassist Scott Shriner insists he is a big fan of the zombie franchise, telling the Los Angeles Times, "Weezer doesn't exactly embody apocalyptic survival culture, but Weezer and Walking Dead both have thrived within indie subcultures and appeal to fans who float on the fringes... I got into the comics backward after the TV show. I lost touch with the comic culture for a while and thank The Walking Dead... for reconnecting me with what was an important aspect of my younger, snarkier years."
He adds of Comic-Con, "It is the event to attend, and I have always wanted to be a part of it. My kid is running around the house in his Iron Man costume right now in preparation. We're gonna tear it up!"
Shriner also admits he is so pleased with Weezer's zombie poster, he wants to have the characters incorporated into body art: "I want to get the Weezer zombies tattooed on different parts of my body, but I can't figure out where to place the Rivers (Cuomo, frontman) tattoo."
Comic-Con International runs from 18 July (13) until 21 July (13).
The Time 100 began in 1999, after a group of cultural elite (including CBS news anchor Dan Rather, former New York governor Mario Cuomo, and the politically infamous Condoleezza Rice) assembled to debate the most influential people on the planet. The famed magazine has been publishing their definitive list ever since, and this year's entry is just as accurate and unexpected as one would suspect.
Among the entertainment-inclined entries are Viola Davis, Louis CK, Adele, Kristen Wiig, Jessica Chastain, Harvey Weinstein, Rihanna, Stephen Colbert and Tilda Swinton — making the Time 100 the most ragtag list of performers and Hollywood types since Cannonball Run. To make the affair even classier, there are write-ups from equally-famous faces; some are painfully true (Johnny Depp on Harvey Weinstein: "He can be your most frightening nightmare and your closest friend."), some are unexpectedly elegant (Joan Rivers on Louis C.K. "He's Steven Spielberg without the beard and with humor."), and some are just straight from the gut (Pink on Adele: "I am so relieved that Adele possesses the kind of beauty that she does, that she's crass and funny and that she sings live — and incredibly."). All justified, all curious.
Influence is a hard thing to define, let alone judge, but 2012's Top 100 gets it mostly right. You may not like Rihanna's tunes, but you can't deny her reach — with every move and choice she makes under public scrutiny, her lifestyle is practically a metaphor for her generation. But with only a hundred slots, Time's scientific voting process is bound to miss a few biggies. No worries — Hollywood.com is here to help. Here are five that are hard to overlook:
Tilda Swinton deservedly receives Time's praise for being a versatile actor, but how about her Michael Clayton costar? While he's easily one of the biggest names in Hollywood (making him a bit of an obvious choice), Clooney's influence extends past his day job of writing, acting and directing. He's a political and human activist — and isn't afraid to take a stand, public image at stake. Need proof? Just last March, Clooney was arrested for joining a Washington D.C. protest. Any publicity is good publicity, and Clooney attracts a ton of publicity.
Degeneres is one of the few talk show hosts who uses her widely-viewed platform to simultaneously entertain and defend positive causes. One day, she'll encourage young girls to pursue their ambitious dreams (all while being nauseatingly cute). The next, she'll be defending a socially conscious documentary film, taking a direct stand between her and Hollywood's influential organizations. As a lesbian woman who's broken into the mainstream, Degeneres' humble, kind style of comedy keeps her low key, but she's packing a huge punch on a daily basis. If Harvey Weinstein gets a pat on the back for his muscle, Degeneres deserves the same for doing the same thing with a smile.
Apatow wrote kind words for his Bridesmaids collaborator Kristen Wiig, who he admired from her very first appearance on Saturday Night Live. But the mega producer shouldn't be forgotten — especially in the wake of his current project: HBO's Girls. In the early and mid-2000s, Apatow helped definite a new brand of emotion-driven comedy, his unique TV show Freaks and Geeks and movies like 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up. He continues to question Hollywood standards with Girls, cultivating a unique voice in writer/actress Lena Dunham. In an industry that's constantly pigeonholed woman as supporting players, here's a guy going out of his way to enable them and reverse standards. The fact that it's hilarious is the cherry on top.
What does Rihanna do that Lady Gaga doesn't do ten times better? They're both uber-successful pop icons, knee deep in the social universe while pushing the envelope of broad style and music. But in the last year, Gaga takes a step forward, with her self-penned hits and outright gay activism, while Rihanna continues to provoke backlash for her on-going Chris Brown saga. If the Time 100 was down to the brass tacks of Twitter followers, Gaga would still trump Rihanna — but in every aspect of her career, no matter how bizarre it may seem, Gaga is evolving the world around her.
One of the biggest hits of the last year is Game of Thrones (HBO — they're going to be a big deal some day!), and while George R.R. Martin's fantastical source material is the hook of the series, it's backbone is actor Dinklage. There's a reason GoT wasn't flying off the shelves and the talk of every water cooler before the TV adaptation. Fantasy is niche. Dinklage makes it digestible, bringing thespian gravitas in his smaller, but unexpectedly powerful package. Dinklage took home the Emmy in 2011 for his role as Tyrion Lannister — and for some reason, that was unexpected. Dwarfism is clearly underrepresented in Hollywood. Dinklage, with every role, continues to take a big step towards changing that.
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