Shear Genius (Season Finale) -- 10/9c on Bravo
It’s a style-off! The final three contestants face one last challenge in the season-two finale: cutting, coloring and styling the hair of various models ranging in age from 16 to 60. Stylist to the stars Sally Hershberger is on hand as the guest judge. May the best cutter win! (Oooh, that doesn’t sound right.)
America’s Got Talent -- 8/7c on NBC
It’s just not fair of NBC to go from the 24/7 thrill of the Olympics, during which actual talent runs (and swims) rampant, to this. But we can all take solace in the priceless, countless cringe-worthy David Hasselhoff gems that come out of each episode. I mean, why are so many people tuning in if not for the ‘Hoff’s nonsensical ramblings? Oh, right--the ‘talent.'