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Azealia Banks was hailed as the next big thing, like, a million years ago (in pop culture time). But with all the album push-backs, and all the Twitter beefs, it's been easy to forget that the talented Harlem rapper could still be the next big thing! Broke with Expensive Taste is currently slated for a January 2014 release, and even though we were originally expecting it this year (and before that in 2012), there's still plenty to get psyched about. As we patiently wait to hear what a real, live Azealia Banks album sounds like, let's give this Yung Rapunxel movement a little push. Here are five reasons we desperately need Azealia to become a true staple in Hip-Hop.
Her Beefs Make For Some Pretty Good Diss Records
Okay, so we're not really supposed to condone beef, but it is a part of Hip-Hop culture and it has made for some classic songs over the years. Azealia has beefed with everyone from Lady Gaga to Jim Jones (to Angel Haze, to Perez Hilton, to Lil Kim, etc.), and some of the tracks -- like "No Problems" -- have actually been pretty dope.
The Sausage Party Is Getting Old
Kanye West, Jay Z, Kendrick Lamar, A$AP Rcoky, J. Cole, Drake, Lil Wayne, etc.-- we love you guys. Really, we do. But the sausage party is getting old, as sausage parties are wont to do. And although it's cliché to point out the lack of women in, well, anything, we simply need more women in Hip-Hop! From what we've seen, Azealia has her own brand of femininity that could definitely liven this party up.
We Need More Of Her Super-Dope Videos
Azealia is not afraid to pull on influences from a variety of genres, which makes her way more fun to watch than the average person. R&B, pop, rap, rave -- all genres are up for grabs. And when her eclectic style gets translated into visuals, it's always an experience.
She’s Sexy And Sexual, Without Making That The Foundation Of Her Appeal
This is hugely important, and almost impossible for a woman in Hip-Hop (or any other artistic movement) to achieve. Even though she was featured on the cover of Dazed & Confused blowing up a condom, and she definitely plays up on her sex appeal, Azealia manages to come off more New York funky-fashionista-turned-rapper than anything else. While artists like Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, and Nicki Minaj have surely influenced her (and paved the way for her to do her own particular thing) it's refreshing and exciting to see a femme rapper take a slightly different approach to her image.
"212" Is Still The Jam
It's hard to believe that Azealia's debut single dropped back in 2011, mainly because it is still the jam! "212" introduced listeners to a unique style, and it was seriously difficult to place Azealia in one particular box. All good signs of good things to come.
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Robert Kardashian's widow Ellen allowed 24-year-old journal entries, allegedly written by her late husband, to be published in In Touch magazine this week (begs21Jan13), and the damning excerpts paint Jenner in a bad light as a mother and a cheating wife.
One of the diary excerpts reads: "Kris couldn't get her act together (to spend Christmas with her children). I was home alone with 4 kids."
Robert also alleged Kris abused Kim, writing, "Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill (Kim)! Kim was hysterical."
Jenner's publicist shot down the sensational claims when the reports first surfaced on Wednesday (23Jan13), and now Kardashian has waded into the controversy.
In a series of Twitter.com posts on Thursday (24Jan13), she writes, "So my dad's ex is selling ridiculous stories again to tabloids! Do not believe it! Sad when people need $ (money) & get desperate. 10 yrs (years) since dad passed &this woman he married 4 2 wks (weeks) before he died needs 2 get a job instead of trying 2 destroy families w (with) fake stories... PS that story that my mom beat me & threatened to kill me hahahhahaha! I'd beat her! JK (joking) truly laughable! NOTTRUE (sic)".
The sexy socialite, who is expecting her rapper boyfriend Kanye West's child, has also tried to put a stop to speculation suggesting her sister Khloe is jealous of Kim's pregnancy after struggling to conceive with her husband, basketball star Lamar Odom.
Kim continues, "These ridiculous stories of Khloe are complete BS (bulls**t)! She isn't preggo (pregnant), she's so happy 4 me, her & Lamar r perfect... (sic)".
And the TV regular admits she's sick of addressing tabloid lies, adding, "Prob (probably) done responding to fakeness for a while but I knew this weeks stories hurt my mom & I will set record straight 2 protect her (sic)!"
Robert Kardashian divorced Kris 13 years before he lost his battle with cancer in 2003. She has been married to former Olympian Bruce Jenner since 1991.
I don’t think most people realize just how much a billion dollars is and in comparison how poor most celebrities are. For example, you'd have to star in 50 movies and get paid a record $20 million to be a billionaire. Another example, in Arthur Russell Brand plays the son of a billionaire and his inheritance is in question when he refuses to marry Jennifer Garner. Now I would marry Jennifer Garner in a heartbeat for a billion dollars. Hell, I'd settle for a Big Mac and a Sprite. But there are some things I absolutely wouldn't do for a billion (like cheer for Duke). But that got me thinking, what would our lovely celebrities do for a billion dollars? Well, we sent out our little reporter gad-flies and asked some celebrities what they would do for a billion dollars (we're direct like that). There answers were thoughtful, humorous, insightful, and sometimes a little creepy but it goes to show that some people will go to any lengths for a buck. Well, a billion bucks, but same thing.
James Franco - After putting down a tome of Old English baking recipes slash poetry, a brief sparkle appears in his eyes before saying, "Hmm, I'd probably sit still for an hour. Can I write a thesis on this?"
Christopher Nolan: "I’d direct Alvin and the Chipmunks the Threesqueequel but only if it can kill off Alvin in the third act. And there's a giant speed boat chase that takes place IN YOUR DREAMS."
George Lucas: "I wouldn’t rape Star Wars again. JK! I’m already a billionaire! Suck it nerds! Star Wars 3D coming soon!" Skips off into the night yelling something that sounds like Jar-Jar over and over.
Hayden Panettiere: In a picket line protesting dolphin poaching cruelty, "I would slit a dolphin’s throat." Her fellow protesters turn on her and make fun of her tattoos.
Charlie Sheen: "I already starred in the worst fucking TV show in history and I’m not even close to a billion. DAMN. Wait, how much Sheen could a billion dollars buy?" He runs off to find a calculator and a sword. What the sword is for, no one knows.
Kim Kardashian - "I would endorse anything for that kind of money. Oh, no ones asking me to endorse anything? Fine, I guess I'll make another sex tape. But again, NO AERIAL SHOTS!"
Mark Zuckerberg - "That’s not cool. You know what is cool? TAKING OVER THE INTERNET." He tosses a lighter into a giant stack of money, "Good lunch break."
Paris Hilton - Sniffs, "I wouldn’t do coke for a week. Ok, 6 days. No, five. Yeah, I could probably do five."
Britney Spears - "Not make my own decisions." -issued through a publicist.
Conan O’Brien - "I guess I'd perform one of Leno’s monologues." He pulls out a rubber chin. "Oh, this was rhetorical? Crap."
Tyler Perry - Emerges from a bathtub of money, "How about I give you a billion dollars for an Oscar?"
Jaleel White - " *sigh* Did I do thaaaaat?" Another chunk of his soul dies.
Matthew McConaughey - He puts down the bongos, never bothering to cover his exposed nether-region, "Wear a shirt, bro. A button-down shirt. With all the buttons."
Paula Deen - "I would give up butter" she says while licking butter off a spoon. She was mixing a bowl of sugar and butter.
Richard Gere - A single tear falls on his cheek, "I'd make all those rumors true and stick a hamster up my pooper." He goes off into his daughter's room. A child's scream is heard through the locked doors.
Tyler, The Creator - After stopping running around the studio, he thinks and says "Wipe My Ass."
Gary Busey - *bites head off a goat* "What was the question?"
Brooklyn Decker - "I would get a breast reduction surgery."
(NOTE: NO ONE GIVE BROOKLYN DECKER A BILLION DOLLARS)