The magical R-rating is both a gift and a curse to Adam Sandler's signature brand of lowbrow humor. In That's My Boy the comedian returns to the dim-witted roots that made him a star in early outings like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore (complete with high-pitched mushmouth accent) but with a ramped up "ew" factor. Unrestrained Sandler piles on as many expletives and gross-out scenarios as a two-hour movie can hold — and it works out quite well. With costar Samberg nailing the disgusted straight man role Sandler's penchant for acting like a fool is enhanced by the sick stylings of director Sean Anders (Sex Drive) and only occasionally teetering into truly offensive territory. Laughs aren't guaranteed but the movie provokes (which is a big step up from Jack and Jill).
Back in the '80s Donny had a secret relationship with his teacher Ms. McGarricle that resulted in a son Han Solo (he's a middle schooler what do you expect?). The torrid affair put McGarricle in jail Donny into celebrity tabloid spotlight and Han Solo in the hands of a tween father. Thirty years later everyone's screwed up: Donny (Adam Sandler) is a drunk on the brink of jail time for tax evasion McGarricle's still in jail and Han Solo (Andy Samberg) now "Todd " is a successful number-cruncher with severe social issues. On the weekend of Todd's wedding Donny reenters his life hoping to bring revive their relationship and reunite him with his mother — that is on camera so Donny can make $50 000 from a gossip TV show and stay out of the slammer. Posing as Todd's long-lost best friend Donny stirs up trouble becoming buddies with Todd's friends and family and acting like a imbecile.
The wedding setup is overdone but always prime for comedy: plenty for a numbskull to screw up logical progression (there's a wedding at the end!) and a bachelor party scene to squeeze in the most disgusting bits and have them make sense. That's My Boy makes the most of its conventions — including what we all know and expect from a Sandler comedy — by continually one-upping itself. After a night of heavy drinking at the local strip club/omelette bar that results in do-it-yourself ear piercing and robbing a convenience store with Vanilla Ice Todd returns home to expel the night's worth of drinking all over his fiancee's wedding dress. Then he makes love to the dress. Then his fiancee (Leighton Meester) wakes up to find the dress. Then it goes even further than one would care to imagine. Grossed out yet? Amazingly lower-than-low brow material is handled with clever timing and great delivery. It's just that the foundation is bodily fluids.
That's My Boy falters when it throws in gags that serve zero purpose to the story. Strange racist humor a mentally retarded bar patron played by Nick Swardson (a Sandler mainstay) random allusions to Todd Bridges' drug habits — barrel-scraping one-offs that have nothing to do with the movie. At two hours the movie needs slimming and the fat is apparent. Thankfully the main ensemble goes to great lengths to make the hard R comedy click with Sandler and Samberg playing well off each other (although Samberg doesn't have the making of a leading man after this movie) and SNL alums like Will Forte Rachel Dratch and Ana Gasteyer driving by to bring the funny. Even Vanilla Ice's extended cameo fits the anything-goes tone playing a version of himself that befriended Donny in his celebrity days. Now he works at an ice skating rink.
After a few lame ducks That's My Boy is a return to form for Sandler. It wavers in quality but it has energy and color. A cash-in this is not and for any Sandler fan with a stomach for hardcore bathroom humor it's a must-see.
A decade-long gap between sequels could leave a franchise stale but in the case of Men in Black 3 it's the launch pad for an unexpectedly great blockbuster. The kooky antics of Agent J (Will Smith) and Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) don't stray far from their 1997 and 2002 adventures but without a bombardment of follow-ups to keep the series in mind the wonderfully weird sensibilities of Men in Black feel fresh Smith's natural charisma once again on full display. Barry Sonnenfeld returns for the threequel another space alien romp with a time travel twist — which turns out to be Pandora's Box for the director's deranged imagination.
As time passed in the real world so did it for the timeline in the world of Men in Black. Picking up ten years after MIB 2 J and K are continuing to protect the Earth from alien threats and enforce the law on those who live incognito. While dealing with their own personal issues — K is at his all-time crabbiest for seemingly no reason — the suited duo encounter an old enemy Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) a prickly assassin seeking revenge on K who blew his arm off back in the '60s. Their street fight is more of a warning; Boris' real plan is to head back in time to save his arm and kill off K. He's successful prompting J to take his own leap through the time-space continuum — and team up with a younger K (Josh Brolin) to put an end to Boris plans for world domination.
Men in Black 3 is the Will Smith show. Splitting his time between the brick personalities of Jones and Brolin's K Smith struts his stuff with all the fast-talking comedic style that made him a star in yesteryears. In present day he's still the laid back normal guy in a world of oddities — J raises an eyebrow as new head honcho O (Emma Thompson) delivers a eulogy in a screeching alien tongue but coming up with real world explanations for flying saucer crashes comes a little easier. But back in 1969 he's an even bigger fish out water. Surprisingly director Barry Sonnenfeld and writer Etan Cohen dabble in the inherent issues that would spring up if a black gentlemen decked out in a slick suit paraded around New York in the late '60s. A star of Smith's caliber may stray away from that type of racy humor but the hook of Men in Black 3 is the actor's readiness for anything. He turns J's jokey anachronisms into genuine laughs and doesn't mind letting the special effect artists stretch him into an unrecognizable Twizzler for the movie's epic time jump sequence.
Unlike other summer blockbusters Men in Black 3 is light on the action Sonnenfeld utilizing his effects budget and dazzling creature work (by the legendary Rick Baker) to push the comedy forward. J's fight with an oversized extraterrestrial fish won't keep you on the edge of your seat but his slapstick escape and the marine animal's eventual demise are genuinely amusing. Sonnenfeld carries over the twisted sensibilities he displayed in small screen work like Pushing Daisies favoring bizarre banter and elaborating on the kookiness of the alien underworld than battle scenes. MIB3's chase scene is passable but the movie in its prime when Smith is sparring with Brolin and newcomer Michael Stuhlbarg who steals the show as a being capable of seeing the future. His twitchy character keeps Smith and the audience on their toes.
Men in Black 3 digs up nostalgia I wasn't aware I had. Smith's the golden boy of summer and even with modern ingenuity keeping it fresh — Sonnenfeld uses the mandatory 3D to full and fun effect — there's an element to the film that feels plucked from another era. The movie is economical and slight with plenty of lapses in logic that will provoke head scratching on the walk out of the theater but it's also perfectly executed. After ten years of cinematic neutralizing the folks behind Men in Black haven't forgotten what made the first movie work so well. After al these years Smith continues to make the goofy plot wild spectacle and crazed alien antics look good.
Howard Stern makes Sirius move
Radio shock jock Howard Stern, whose show was dropped earlier this year from stations that objected to his sometimes vulgar humor, said Wednesday he will leave FM radio to broadcast on Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. beginning in 2006, Reuters reports. The move is the latest in what has been a tumultuous year for the show. In April, Clear Channel nixed the show in six of its markets after getting fined $495, 000 by the Federal Communication Commission over indecent material. Two months later, the The Howard Stern Show's parent producer, Infinity Broadcasting, put Stern back on the air in five of those six markets, plus four new ones on Infinity radio stations. But the fines kept coming. Infinity is reportedly facing a $1.5 million penalty for an episode that included sexual references that government watchdogs say crossed the line. While Sirius' 600,000 subscribers is a far smaller audience than Stern's current listeners on broadcast radio, the move to satellite radio will undoubtedly give Stern more freedom. But Stern is proving to be an expensive commodity for Sirius, which said it needs 1 million new subscribers to cover the cost of the five-year deal. The company estimates total production and operating costs for the show to be about $100 million annually.
P. Diddy ordered to pay hefty child support
A family court judge in New York on Tuesday ordered Sean "P. Diddy" Combs to pay $35,000 a month in child support for the 10-year-old son he had with fashion stylist Misa Brim, Reuters reports. Westchester County Family Court Judge David Klein said Combs must also pay more than $398,000 in retroactive support as well as all medical, dental and education expenses for his son, Justin. The hip-hop mogul was also ordered to maintain a life insurance policy and to pay $60,000 in legal fees to Brim's attorney. "This is not about child support, it's about adult support," Combs' lawyer, Stephen Gassman, said. "Any increase in support will be likely utilized to enhance Misa Brim and her two other children's lifestyle rather than in any way benefit Mr. Combs' already well provided for son."
Republicans accuse Michael Moore of bribery
The Michigan Republican Party is accusing Michael Moore of bribery and has asked four county prosecutors to file charges against the filmmaker, The Associated Press reports. Moore, a Michigan native, is on a 60-city pre-election tour of the country in a bid to get those who usually don't vote to the polls this year, arguing they could make the difference in the presidential race. At stops at three Michigan universities, Moore offered students items including underwear, potato chips and Ramen noodles in exchange for their promise to vote. The GOP said Moore's offerings, whether it be a clean dorm room or a year's supply of Tostitos, violates Michigan's election law, which prohibits a person from contracting with another for something of value in exchange for agreeing to vote.
Tiger Woods ties the knot
Golf champion Tiger Woods, 28 married his girlfriend, 24-year-old Swedish model Elin Nordegren, in Barbados Tuesday, Reuters reports. According to the Barbados Daily Nation newspaper, basketball star Michael Jordan, a close friend of Woods, and talk show host Oprah Winfrey were reported to have been among the 150-odd guests. The pair met at the 2001 British Open when Nordegren was working as nanny to the children of Swedish professional golfer Jesper Parnevik. "I have a balance in my life," Reuter reports Woods said earlier this year. "Ever since Elin came into my life, things just became a lot better. Someone you can bounce things off, somebody who is a great friend. We do just about everything together."
Police find Beatle sister's suitcase
Police Tuesday recovered the suitcase that had been stolen from the late George Harrison's sister, Lou Harrison, but did not find the stolen photos of her and her brother, the AP reports. Harrison went to Little Rock, Ark., to donate her personal, signed copy of a 1964 Beatles album to the Bill Clinton presidential library when she found a window of her car smashed in and her suitcase gone. Photographs of George and Lou Harrison and songsheets had been taken from the suitcase, but they were not of great value, Lou Harrison said. When police found the suitcase, the only item left inside was a personal phone book.
CMA Awards head to NYC
The Country Music Awards are moving to New York next year, Reuters reports, marking the first time the ceremony has been held anywhere other than Nashville, Tenn., since its 1967 inception. "Some might question why the CMA awards would come to New York City," New York's mayor Michael Bloomberg told Reuters. "They should go and ask Garth Brooks, who packed Central Park, or Shania Twain, Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, who all sold out [Madison Square] Garden." The awards are scheduled to take place at the Garden in November 2005.
Kit Bowen contributed to this report.