When David Mamet's play Sexual Pervesity in Chicago was adapted into the 1986 movie About Last Night, the self-absorbed Chicago twenty-somethings were played by Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Jim Belushi, and Elizabeth Perkins. In the 2014 remake, those parts are now being played by Michael Ealy, Joy Bryant, Kevin Hart, and Regina Hall and nothing about that seems unusual. It isn't that Mamet's play has changed much in the 40 years since he first wrote it, it's that some of the audience's preconceived notions of who can play what role have.Just as it happened with the reworked The Karate Kid that featured Jaden Smith in the title role made famous by Ralph Macchio, About Last Night takes a '80s story and adds some ethnic diversity to come up with something new. Well, there's a whole lot more movies from the '80s that are just sitting there waiting for just such a redo. Here are five stories that would work just as well in a more coloful version.
Molly Ringwald playing the forgotten girl on her birthday, in love with an older boy and tormented by geeks in the John Hughes classic. Everything about the story still works, including the Chicago suburban setting that was ultra-white in the '80s. Disney Channel stalwart Coco Jones is the right age to play the teenager in love, and Zoe Kravitz would make a fine addition as her attention-hogging older sister. So what if Jones and Kravitz don't look alike? Ringwald looked nothing like her onscreen family in the original. In the all-important older guy role, someone like 90210's Tristan Wilds could provide the smolder. The only real issue would be what to do with the original's exchange student, The Donger. That was a role so racially regrettable that it doesn't exactly have a place in today's world.
In Mike Nichols' film, Melanie Griffith played the secretary that secretly takes over for her out-of-commission boss (Sigourney Weaver), proves a capable business woman, and wins the affection of Harrison Ford. The Griffith character would have to be called an assistant now, but otherwise there isn't much about the story that needs to change. Use someone like Kat Graham (The Vampire Diaries) or Tika Sumpter (Ride Along) as the underling trying to get ahead, maybe Halle Berry or even Gabrielle Union as the obnoxious boss and Taye Diggs as the love interest, and update the setting from a generic New York investment bank to the entertainment idustry. What Hollywood assistant doesn't want to push the boss out of the way and take over?
Sure, people remember the soundtrack but how many people remember the story? A steel-worker by day who dances in a bar by night, all while dreaming of making it as a legitimate professional dancer, and is pursued by her rich boss. Back then she wasn't really a stripper, but now she would have to be and she'd be trying to break into something hipper than ballet. The role could also be played this time by someone that can legitimately dance, since Jennifer Beals, the original star, was famously replaced by a body double. Someone like That Awkward Feeling's Jessica Lucas would work, or else there's got to be a Janelle Monáe back-up dancer that's ready to break out.
Tiger Woods broke on the scene nearly 20 years ago, so a golf comedy set at a country club and featuring a diverse cast shouldn’t be any big deal. It's near sacrilege to many to consider remaking such a beloved classic, but a new version would be shooting for a whole new audience. After all, golfers of all colors are tired of reciting the same tired lines from the original. Start with Hart taking on the Rodney Dangerfield role of the rich guy that doesn't like the country club set. Imagine letting Hart riff on a bunch of rich people while dressed in ugly golf garb, throw in Saturday Night Live's Jay Pharoah as the wacky grounds keeper, and it just flows from there. You could have a who's who of comedy going... Godfrey, Chris Rock, Mike Epps, Katt Williams, Faizon Love… there would be a part for just about everyone. Heck, even Eddie Murphy might be convinced to do the Judge Smails role that Ted Knight made famous. That would be top notch.
Three Men and a Baby
Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg were three well-off bachelors sharing a fabulous midtown Manhattan apartment that have their lives interrupted by a baby being dropped off at their doorstep. The idea of guys taking care of babies continues to be played for laughs, most recently in the sitcom Guys with Kids. What has been missing since Three Men is the angle of the guys being rich, Type A personalities. Take Jesse L. Martin, Tyler Perry and Damon Wayans Jr., move the setting to Hollywood, make them all successful and sharing a Charlie Sheen-type playpen, and then let a baby screw up their lives. It's comedy gold.
With the premiere of USA's sleek sophomore series Suits just a day away, it's natural that fans would be buzzing about the series' dapper stars. Luckily, Hollywood.com caught up with both Gabriel Macht and Patrick J. Adams at the USA/Mr. Porter.com Suits and Style fashion show in New York, and we got a little insight into what's on the docket for Season 2. "The firm is about to be unraveled," says Macht. "I don’t know, Harvey might get disbarred this year." When we last left Harvey Specter (Macht) and Mike Ross (Adams), Mike's old cohort Trevor has just whispered something to Mike's boss, Jessica (Gina Torres). If the whispered secret is that Mike is actually not a lawyer and that he's been practicing without a degree for the whole first season of the series, both Harvey and Mike will have some 'splanin to do. Of course, Macht wasn't willing to tell us exactly how it goes down, but his suit's condition will, apparently, speak volumes. "When [Harvey's] put together, he’s buttoned up. When he’s in a compromised position, we’re going to see him a little more unbuttoned. Let’s put it that way," teases Macht. Adams was also coy about Mike's fate in Season 2, though he did discuss the series dipping its well-manicured toes into darker waters. "There are a couple things this season that really hit home, while at the same time not losing the humor and the joy because that’s life," says Adams. And while he notes that USA is "the blue sky network" where series tend to err on the lighter side of things, it's the fans who are encouraging this darker turn for Suits. "I love that [the fans] don’t want us to just be funny and witty … it’s them who are asking for more," he says. And we can think of one really obvious reason those fans are coming back (other than a little old thing like the immense intrigue the series dropped on us in the season finale): Harvey Specter and his impeccable suits. But he's got some competition for the title of TV's best suit-clad leading man: Don Draper. "Harvey Specter probably feels that he’s way better dressed [than Don Draper]," says Macht. "When we were thinking about how we wanted to present Harvey, he sort of had that Cary Grant meets Steve McQueen thing. So, I think Don Draper leans a little bit more to that Cary Grant theme." So there you have it. Suits boasts a character who's cooler than Don Draper. Do they have your attention now? Suits returns June 14 at 10 PM ET on USA. Follow Kelsea on Twitter @KelseaStahler. [Image courtesy of Culture Shop NY] More:USA's Suits Renewed For Second SeasonCommon Law: Michael Ealy is Smarter Than The Average FBI Agent - EXCLUSIVE CLIP Harvey Specter