Have you paid attention to the headlines this past week? If you have, then you know that Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend. No, she's not a stripper or a porn star — she is professional ski racer Lindsey Vonn. We also got to celebrate being Irish on Sunday, even if we weren't Irish. And then on Monday, Lindsay Lohan headed to court where she was sentenced to go back to rehab. Yes, it's been an entertaining week in pop culture — and the Twitter comedians had plenty of material.
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Check out the 10 funniest pop culture tweets of the week.
10 Funniest Pop Culture Tweets of the Week:
1. Wendi McLendon-Covey: "This just in: Michelle Shocked and Victoria Jackson are forming a ukelele/screaming act called 'THE IRRELEVANTS.'"
This just in: Michelle Shocked and Victoria Jackson are forming a ukelele/screaming act called "THE IRRELEVANTS."
— Wendi McLendon-Covey (@wendimclendonco) March 19, 2013
2. Rob Delaney: ".@ChanningTatum teach me... pic.twitter.com/kguVTshwxv"
.@channingtatum teach me... twitter.com/robdelaney/sta…
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 19, 2013
3. Joan Rivers: "Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have split up. The judges have voted her out of the relationship."
Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have split up. The judges have voted her out of the relationship.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 19, 2013
4. Michael Ian Black: "Does this mean Lindsey Vonn is going to start doing porn?"
Does this mean Lindsey Vonn is going to start doing porn?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 18, 2013
4. Lauren Ashley Bishop: "i bet linsday lohan took the 90 day stint in rehab deal just to get out of paying rent for 3 months"
i bet linsday lohan took the 90 day stint in rehab deal just to get out of paying rent for 3 months
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) March 18, 2013
5. Conan O’Brien: "I picked M.I.T. in my NCAA pool. Their robots are unstoppable."
I picked M.I.T. in my NCAA pool. Their robots are unstoppable.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 19, 2013
6. Sam Grittner: "Lil' Wayne was released from the hospital an hour ago. Doctors told him to take it Weezy."
Lil' Wayne was released from the hospital an hour ago. Doctors told him to take it Weezy.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2013
7. Paula Pell: "#Enlightened is cancelled but the good news is on this week's "Kardashians Go Somewhere" they had a vagina smell-off. I need to lay down."
#Enlightened is cancelled but the good news is on this week's "Kardashians Go Somewhere" they had a vagina smell-off. I need to lay down.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) March 20, 2013
8. Allie Hagan: "I hope Lindsey Vonn got all her shots."
I hope Lindsey Vonn got all her shots.
— Allie Hagan (@allie_hagan) March 18, 2013
9. Morgan Murphy: "I'd buy a calendar where every month is a new picture of Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman cuddling."
I'd buy a calendar where every month is a new picture of Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman cuddling.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) March 16, 2013
10. Sammy Rhodes: "I’d rather get mauled by a bear than pronounce Bon Iver in front of a table of hipsters."
I’d rather get mauled by a bear than pronounce Bon Iver in front of a table of hipsters.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) March 20, 2013
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A kids’ movie without the cheeky jokes for adults is like a big juicy BLT without the B… or the T. Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted may have a title that sounds like it was made up in a cartoon sequel laboratory but when it comes to serving up laughs just think of the film as a BLT with enough extra bacon to satisfy even the wildest of animals — or even a parent with a gaggle of tots in tow. Yes even with that whole "Afro Circus" nonsense.
It’s not often that we find exhaustively franchised films like the Madagascar set that still work after almost seven years. Despite being spun off into TV shows and Christmas specials in addition to its big screen adventures the series has not only maintained its momentum it has maintained the part we were pleasantly surprised by the first time around: great jokes.
In this third installment of the series – the trilogy-maker if you will – directing duo Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath add Conrad Vernon (director Monsters Vs. Aliens) to the helm as our trusty gang swings back into action. Alex the lion (Ben Stiller) Marty the zebra (Chris Rock) Gloria the hippo (Jada Pinkett Smith) and Melman the giraffe (David Schwimmer) are stuck in Africa after the hullaballoo of Madagascar 2 and they’ll do anything to get back to their beloved New York. Just a hop skip and a jump away in Monte Carlo the penguins are doing their usual greedy schtick but the zoo animals catch up with them just in time to catch the eye of the sinister animal control stickler Captain Dubois (Frances McDormand). And just like that the practically super human captain is chasing them through Monte Carlo and the rest of Europe in hopes of planting Alex’s perfectly coifed lion head on her wall of prized animals.
Luckily for pint-sized viewers Dubois’ terrifying presence is balanced out by her sheer inhuman strength uncanny guiles and Stretch Armstrong flexibility (ah the wonder of cartoons) as well as Alex’s escape plan: the New Yorkers run away with the European circus. While Dubois’ terrifying Doberman-like presence looms over the entire film a sense of levity (which is a word the kiddies might learn from Stiller’s eloquent lion) comes from the plan for salvation in which the circus animals and the zoo animals band together to revamp the circus and catch the eye of a big-time American agent. Sure the pacing throughout the first act is practically nonexistent running like a stampede through the jungle but by the time we're palling around under the big top the film finds its footing.
The visual splendor of the film (and man is there a champion size serving of it) the magnificent danger and suspense is enhanced to great effect by the addition of 3D technology – and not once is there a gratuitous beverage or desperate Crocodile Dundee knife waved in our faces to prove its worth. The caveat is that the soundtrack employs a certain infectious Katy Perry ditty at the height of the 3D spectacular so parents get ready to hear that on repeat until the leaves turn yellow.
But visual delights and adventurous zoo animals aside Madagascar 3’s real strength is in its script. With the addition of Noah Baumbach (Greenberg The Squid and the Whale) to the screenwriting team the script is infused with a heightened level of almost sarcastic gravitas – a welcome addition to the characteristically adult-friendly reference-heavy humor of the other Madagascar films. To bring the script to life Paramount enlisted three more than able actors: Vitaly the Siberian tiger (Bryan Cranston) Gia the Leopard (Jessica Chastain) and Stefano the Italian Sealion (Martin Short). With all three actors draped in European accents it might take viewers a minute to realize that the cantankerous tiger is one and the same as the man who plays an Albuquerque drug lord on Breaking Bad but that makes it that much sweeter to hear him utter slant-curse words like “Bolshevik” with his usual gusto.
Between the laughs the terror of McDormand’s Captain Dubois and the breathtaking virtual European tour the Zoosters’ accidental vacation is one worth taking. Madagascar 3 is by no means an insta-classic but it’s a perfectly suited for your Summer-at-the-movies oasis.
Did Hollywood have anything to do with the emergence of the Occupy Wall Street movement? The whole thing seems a little bit convenient. Last month saw the behind-the-meltdown docudrama Margin Call and the sci-fi metaphor In Time. Now we have Tower Heist a comedy that pits the blue collar staff of the Trump Tower against a thieving Bernie Madoff-esque tenant. The movie's an Ocean's 11 for the 99% with a sense of timeliness that makes the simple plotting and wisecracking that much more effective.
Ben Stiller stars as Josh Kovacs overseer of all the goings-on at the Tower. He wakes up before dawn and heads home after sunset spending his day catering to the occupants of the ritzy apartment complex and managing his eclectic crew—including former Burger King cook Enrique (Michael Peña) Jamaican maid Odessa (Gabourey Sidibe) and his slacker brother-in-law Charlie (Casey Affleck). The crew's greatest concern is multi-billionaire Arthur Shaw (Alan Alda) the penthouse resident Tower board member and thanks to attention paid trusted friend of Josh.
Trusted...until the FBI busts Shaw for stealing millions including the Tower employees' pensions.
Like all good tower heists Josh's titular harebrained scheme is prompted by a drunken night out with lead investigator Claire (Téa Leoni) who tips the irked manager off to Shaw's hidden stash: a possible eight-figure sum hidden somewhere in his apartment. In pursuing the American dream of revenge Josh recruits his slighted co-workers along with distraught former-millionaire Fitzhugh (Matthew Broderick) and Josh's childhood friend-turned-thief Slide (Eddie Murphy). Together the motley crew concocts a plan to retrieve what's rightfully theirs—all while sinking Shaw in the process.
Tower Heist isn't as slick or intricate as the Ocean movies but its straightforward take on the crime genre is strengthened by Stiller Murphy and the rest of the cast's ability to inject ridiculous humor into sympathetic characters. When Josh realizes his decade spent commanding the operations of the Tower were for naught he wigs out marching up to the top floor to beat the crap out of Shaw's priceless convertible (it was owned by Steve McQueen in case you were wondering why anyone would keep an antique car on the top floor of a building). Not entirely realistic but relatable which sums up every over-the-top satisfying scenario these characters find themselves throughout the film.
Most importantly Tower Heist delivers on the funny. Playing the straight man is an art and Stiller's one of the masters (although you'd never know it from his Night at the Museum shtick or wackier roles like Zoolander) riffing off his co-stars while giving them ample time to be complete weirdos. The movie is being touted as a comeback for Murphy but he wisely steps into a supporting role delivering on his character's manic charm while never trying to steal the spotlight. The one who really steals the show is Broderick whose clueless neurotic Fitzhugh can't help relapsing mid-heist into memories of luxurious trips to Greece.
Credit goes to director Brett Ratner who cranked out three Rush Hour movies and an X-Men threequel while never really nailing down what it takes to make a group dynamic work. Here he pulls it off finding the right beats to make Tower Heist funny and thrilling. There are moments during the actual heist scene set during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade that cause quite a stir—a rarity in today's run-of-the-mill thrill rides.
Tower Heist is the definition of a cinematic softball avoiding risky choices and utilizing each actor to their previously known (and successful) traits without feeling lazy. As the holidays roll in and families look for something they all can enjoy Tower Heist delivers a little something for everyone. Except maybe Bernie Madoff.