The remake of Total Recall never escapes the shadow of its Arnold Schwarzenegger-led predecessor — and strangely it feels like a choice. With a script that's nearly beat-for-beat the original film Total Recall plods along with enhanced special effects that bring to life an expansive sci-fi world and action scenes constructed to send eyes flipping backwards into skulls. Filling the cracks of the fractured film is a story that without knowledge of the Philip K. Dick adaptation's previous incarnation is barely decipherable. Those who haven't seen Paul Verhoeven's 1990 Total Recall? Time to get a few memory implants. 2012 Recall makes little sense with the cinematic foundation but it does zero favors to those out of the know.
Colin Farrell takes over duties from Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid a down-on-his-luck factory worker hoping to escape his stagnate existence with a boost from Rekall a company capable of engineering fake memories. Quaid calls the damp slums of "The Colony" home (one of two inhabitable parts of Earth) but he dreams of moving to the New Federation of Britain a pristine metropolis on the other side of the planet. When the futuristic treatment goes awry — caused by previously existing memories of our blue collar hero's supposed past life as a secret agent — Quaid emerges from Rekall with lethal power hidden under his mild-mannered persona. He quickly goes on the run escaping squads of soldiers robots and his assassin "wife " Lori (Kate Beckinsale) all hot on his tail. Total Recall turns into one long chase scene as Quaid unravels the mystery of his erased memories.
But when it comes to answers and heady sci-fi Total Recall falls short. Farrell isn't a hulking action star like Schwarzenegger but he's a performer that can sensitively explore any human crisis big or small. Director Len Wiseman (Underworld Live Free or Die Hard) never gives his leading man that opportunity. Farrell makes the best of the films occasional slow moment but the weight of Recall's mindf**k is suffocated in a series of fist fights hovercar pile-ups and foot chases pulled straight out of the latest platformer video game (a sequence that sends Quaid running across the geometric rooftop architecture of The Colony looks straight out of Super Mario Bros.). When Jessica Biel as Quaid's former romantic interest Melina and Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston as the power-hungry politico Cohaagen are finally woven into Farrell's feature length 50 yard dash it's too late — the movie isn't making sense and it's not about to regardless of the charm on screen.
The action is slick and the futuristic design is impeccable but without any time devoted to building the stakes Total Recall feels more like a HDTV demo than a thrilling blockbuster. The movie's greatest innovation is the central set piece "The Fall " an elevator that travels between the two cities at rapid speed. The towering keystone of mankind is a marvel but we never get to see it explore it or feel its implications on the world around it. Instead it's cemented as a CG background behind the craze of Farrell shooting his way through hoards of bad guys.
Science fiction more than any other dramatic genre twist demands attention to the details. New worlds aren't built on broad strokes. But Total Recall tries to get away with it in hopes that audiences will recall their own movie knowledge to support its faulty logic. The movie repeatedly prompts viewers to think back to the 1990 version with blatant fan service that's absolutely nonsensical in this restructured version (no longer does Quaid go to Mars but there's still a three-breasted alien?). The callbacks may have given Total Recall a "been there done that" feel but rarely is it coherent enough to get that far. By the closing credits you'll be struggling to remember what you spent the last two hours watching.
Last year director Garry Marshall hit upon a devilishly canny approach to the romantic comedy. A more polished refinement of Hal Needham’s experimental Cannonball Run method it called for assembling a gaggle of famous faces from across the demographic spectrum and pairing them with a shallow day-in-the-life narrative packed with gobs of gooey sentiment. A cynical strategy to be sure but one that paid handsome dividends: Valentine’s Day earned over $56 million in its opening weekend surpassing even the rosiest of forecasts. Buoyed by the success Marshall and his screenwriter Katherine Fugate hastily retreated to the bowels of Hades to apply their lucrative formula to another holiday historically steeped in romantic significance and New Year’s Eve was born.
Set in Manhattan on the last day of the year New Year’s Eve crams together a dozen or so canned scenarios into one bloated barely coherent mass of cliches. As before Marshall’s recruited an impressive ensemble of minions to do his unholy bidding including Oscar winners Hilary Swank Halle Berry and Robert De Niro the latter luxuriating in a role that didn’t require him to get out of bed. High School Musical’s Zac Efron is paired up with ‘80s icon Michelle Pfeiffer – giving teenage girls and their fathers something to bond over – while Glee’s Lea Michele meets cute with a pajama-clad Ashton Kutcher. There’s Katherine Heigl in a familiar jilted-fiance role Sarah Jessica Parker as a fretful single mom and Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as the most laid-back cop in New York. Sofia Vergara and Hector Elizondo mine for cheap laughs with thick accents – his fake and hers real – and Jessica Biel and Josh Duhamel deftly mix beauty with blandness. Fans of awful music will delight in the sounds of Jon Bon Jovi straining against type to play a relevant pop musician.
The task of interweaving the various storylines is too great for Marshall and New Year’s Eve bears the distinct scent and stain of an editing-room bloodbath with plot holes so gaping that not even the brightest of celebrity smiles can obscure them. But that’s not the point – it never was. You should know better than to expect logic from a film that portrays 24-year-old Efron and 46-year-old Parker as brother-and-sister without bothering to explain how such an apparent scientific miracle might have come to pass. Marshall wagers that by the time the ball drops and the film’s last melodramatic sequence has ended prior transgressions will be absolved and moviegoers will be content to bask in New Year's Eve's artificial glow. The gambit worked for Valentine's Day; this time he may not be so fortunate.
The first and most important thing you should know about Paramount Pictures’ Thor is that it’s not a laughably corny comic book adaptation. Though you might find it hokey to hear a bunch of muscled heroes talk like British royalty while walking around the American Southwest in LARP garb director Kenneth Branagh has condensed vast Marvel mythology to make an accessible straightforward fantasy epic. Like most films of its ilk I’ve got some issues with its internal logic aesthetic and dialogue but the flaws didn’t keep me from having fun with this extra dimensional adventure.
Taking notes from fellow Avenger Iron Man the story begins with an enthralling event that takes place in a remote desert but quickly jumps back in time to tell the prologue which introduces the audience to the shining kingdom of Asgard and its various champions. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) son of Odin is heir to the throne but is an arrogant overeager and ill-tempered rogue whose aggressive antics threaten a shaky truce between his people and the frost giants of Jotunheim one of the universe’s many realms. Odin (played with aristocratic boldness by Anthony Hopkins) enraged by his son’s blatant disregard of his orders to forgo an assault on their enemies after they attempt to reclaim a powerful artifact banishes the boy to a life among the mortals of Earth leaving Asgard defenseless against the treachery of Loki his mischievous “other son” who’s always felt inferior to Thor. Powerless and confused the disgraced Prince finds unlikely allies in a trio of scientists (Natalie Portman Stellan Skarsgard and Kat Dennings) who help him reclaim his former glory and defend our world from total destruction.
Individually the make-up visual effects CGI production design and art direction are all wondrous to behold but when fused together to create larger-than-life set pieces and action sequences the collaborative result is often unharmonious. I’m not knocking the 3D presentation; unlike 2010’s genre counterpart Clash of the Titans the filmmakers had plenty of time to perfect the third dimension and there are only a few moments that make the decision to convert look like it was a bad one. It’s the unavoidable overload of visual trickery that’s to blame for the frost giants’ icy weaponized constructs and other hybrids of the production looking noticeably artificial. Though there’s some imagery to nitpick the same can’t be said of Thor’s thunderous sound design which is amped with enough wattage to power The Avengers’ headquarters for a century.
Chock full of nods to the comics the screenplay is both a strength and weakness for the film. The story is well sequenced giving the audience enough time between action scenes to grasp the characters motivations and the plot but there are tangential narrative threads that disrupt the focus of the film. Chief amongst them is the frost giants’ fore mentioned relic which is given lots of attention in the first act but has little effect on the outcome. In addition I felt that S.H.I.E.L.D. was nearly irrelevant this time around; other than introducing Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye the secret security faction just gets in the way of the movie’s momentum.
While most of the comedy crashes and burns there are a few laughs to be found in the film. Most come from star Hemsworth’s charismatic portrayal of the God of Thunder. He plays up the stranger-in-a-strange-land aspect of the story with his cavalier but charming attitude and by breaking all rules of diner etiquette in a particularly funny scene with the scientists whose respective roles as love interest (Portman) friendly father figure (Skarsgaard) and POV character (Dennings) are ripped right out of a screenwriters handbook.
Though he handles the humorous moments without a problem Hemsworth struggles with some of the more dramatic scenes in the movie; the result of over-acting and too much time spent on the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Luckily he’s surrounded by a stellar supporting cast that fills the void. Most impressive is Tom Hiddleston who gives a truly humanistic performance as the jealous Loki. His arc steeped in Shakespearean tragedy (like Thor’s) drums up genuine sympathy that one rarely has for a comic book movie villain.
My grievances with the technical aspects of the production aside Branagh has succeeded in further exploring the Marvel Universe with a film that works both as a standalone superhero flick and as the next chapter in the story of The Avengers. Thor is very much a comic book film and doesn’t hide from the reputation that its predecessors have given the sub-genre or the tropes that define it. Balanced pretty evenly between “serious” and “silly ” its scope is large enough to please fans well versed in the source material but its tone is light enough to make it a mainstream hit.
Top Story: Batter Up for Miramax's Damn Yankees
Stick with what works. Coming off the hugely successful Oscar-winning musical Chicago, Miramax Films has bought the rights to remake the Broadway musical Damn Yankees, Reuters reports. The Tony Award-winning musical, which opened on Broadway in 1955, centers on a fan who sells his soul to the devil to help his hapless baseball team win the pennant from the unbeatable Yankees. Ray Walston won a Tony for his performance as Mr. Applegate, the devil, as did Gwen Verdon for her seductress Lola, whose signature song was "Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets." Both performers reprised their roles in the 1958 film adaptation that co-starred Tab Hunter. "I see us updating Damn Yankees, modernizing it, and really having fun with the role of the devil," Reuters reports Miramax president Harvey Weinstein said in a statement. No casting decisions have been made as yet.
New Altman Film Debuts in Toronto
Director Robert Altman's newest film, The Company, will make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival, The Associated Press reports. The film follows the world of ballet and stars Neve Campbell. Other films showing at the festival include Denys Arcand's The Barbarian Invasions, which recently won awards at the Cannes Film Festival, and Lars von Trier's Dogville. The festival runs Sept. 4-13.
Gibson's Film Labeled Anti-Semitic
Although actor/director Mel Gibson has continually stated his upcoming film The Passion, about the last days of Jesus Christ, is not offensive to any race or religion, the Anti-Defamation League of America charged Tuesday that based an early draft of the screenplay, the project could "promote anti-Semitism." According to The Hollywood Reporter, a report that had been prepared by scholars associated with both the ADL and the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops and contained a long list of objections was leaked to the media this month. "When these kind of issues are raised and we feel concern, we speak out even before the film has been made," Myrna Shinbaum, a spokesperson for the ADL told The Reporter, acknowledging that the concerns are based on an early version of the screenplay. "We haven't seen it yet, so we can't speak to the film itself."
Spielberg Gets Richer Off Theme Park Rides
Steven Spielberg is getting in on the action, literally. Since many of the theme park rides at Universal Studios are based on films such as his Jaws, Jurassic Park and E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, the director has landed a highly lucrative deal with Universal, acting as a consultant and getting two percent of the park's gross from tickets to concessions, The Los Angeles Times reports. The deal was made for the company's two parks in Orlando, Fla., and goes along with a previous deal Spielberg made for the park in Osaka, Japan. It does not include Universal Studios in California.
N'Sync's Fatone To Wed
Joey Fatone, member of the boy band N'Sync and host of the new talent show search Fame, asked his longtime girlfriend to marry him June 18 in Orlando, Fla., AP reports. Fatone broke the news on Craig Kilborn's CBS show The Late Late Show. He and his girlfriend, Kelly, have been together for 10 years and have a two-year-old daughter.
Eminem's Feeling Generous
During a recent concert in England, bad-boy rapper Eminem stunned crowds by giving a diamond necklace worth nearly $450,000 to one of his fans, AP reports. "I'm going to give this to the sexiest woman I see," Eminem said on stage Monday, as 65,000 fans watched him lean over the stage and give the jewelry to a stunned girl standing at the front of the audience. "It looked like a huge, diamond-encrusted crucifix," a nearby member of the audience, Toby Friedner, told the BBC. "The girl he gave it to was blond, pretty, wearing glasses and 18-20."
Role Call: Tucker May Rush to Rush, South Park Creators Turn to Puppets, Kutcher and Mac Have Dinner
Funny guy Chris Tucker is in negotiations to reprise his role as Detective James Carter in Rush Hour 3, Variety reports. No word yet if co-star Jackie Chan is to join him … those wacky nuts Trey Parker and Matt Stone are leaving their South Park roots and developing a yet-untitled feature using marionettes. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the puppet show is about superheroes on a mission to eradicate things such as terrorism--and certain celebrities who have outworn their welcome in the public eye. Now, who could that be? … Another intriguing duo, Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac, are attached to star in The Dinner Party for Columbia Pictures. In a Guess Who's Coming to Dinner take, Kutcher plays a young man marrying a black woman whose father (Mac) is having a tough time accepting the marriage.