It's marriage equality week at the Supreme Court (or, at least, that's the snappy name we've given it) as the nine justices heard arguments regarding California's hotly contested Proposition 8 on Tuesday and the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) Wednesday morning.
After over two hours of oral arguments on Wednesday, the majority of the Supreme Court questioned the constitutionality of the decision. While the four liberal justices opposed DOMA from a civil rights perspective — Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg offering the zinger, "There are two kinds of marriage. Full marriage and the skim-milk marriage" — swing vote Justice Anthony Kennedy argued against the law's constitutionality based on the issue of federalism. "The question is whether or not the federal government under a federalism system has the authority to regulate marriage," Kennedy said.
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While the Supreme Court gets all Antebellum Period on us, social media users are showing their support of marriage equality by changing their avatars to a red and pink equally sign. If you've logged on to Facebook any time in the last two days, you know this already — but have you stumbled across the creative licenses users are now taking with the symbol?
We've rounded up the 15 wittiest takes on the equal sign — which include cameos from Bert and Ernie to Renly Baratheon — for your viewing pleasure. Make your favorite your avatar now.
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Well, that was perfect. I hoped — heck, I envisioned — I would be able to write those words as soon as it was made clear at the end of last week's cliffhanger episode that Leslie (Amy Poehler) and Ben's (Adam Scott) impending wedding would be moved up three months to that very night. And so, thank goodness that after the vows have been said, the champagne has been toasted, and DJ Roomba has made his final sweep, they still ring true. For Leslie and Ben, for all of Pawnee, and for Parks and Recreation fans everywhere, the wedding was perfect.
The question that has always lurked just beneath the surface on Parks and Rec is whether Leslie Knope can truly have it all. An ambitious career woman who puts all her heart and soul into her work – by God she will see her pit project all the way through to Pawnee Commons' completion if it kills her! — Leslie has not always been lucky in love. From her early awkward flirtations with Mark Brendanawicz (Paul Schneider) to her emotional breakup with Officer Dave (Louis C.K.), Leslie's romances have never measured up to her impeccably high standards. But that was okay. Because, for Leslie, her dreams of sitting on the Pawnee City Council trumped all else.
Until, that is, Ben Wyatt arrived in Pawnee, clipboard in hand, to slash the Parks Department's budget and find a place in Leslie's heart. It became clear to viewers even before Leslie and Ben figured it out for themselves that Ben was a man worthy of our Leslie's affections. Here was a man who would be a partner to Leslie, who would encourage her and support, who would seek her guidance and look to her for encouragement and support in return (and, it's worth adding, has a nice butt). So then, there we were: it was Season 4 and Leslie had found love — but could she win the election? Yes. Then, it was Season 5 and Leslie was engaged — but could she find a way to get Pawnee Commons made? At the end of last week's episode we learned she would.
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For five seasons now we have danced around the question (only occasionally did the career vs. romance battle bubble to the surface explicitly), and now, on the night of Leslie's enormous professional victory, we are surprised to discover that Leslie feels that her happiness can only be increased by marrying — literally — her personal with her professional life. I couldn't help but ask, would the wedding, threatening to shadow her professional achievement, prove to be one giant step backwards for working women, or one giant step forward for Leslie Knope, Career Career Woman?
The wedding episode answers this question in the opening minutes in the most Parks and Rec way possible: with a joke. Before they rush to the altar, Ben needs to make sure it's okay with Leslie that she take his last name. It's kind of a dealbreaker for him, he says, that she become Councilwoman Mrs. Ben Wyatt. As Leslie's face falls and we watch her struggle to find words to express her dissatisfaction with the idea, it dawns on her that Ben is joking. Of course. Ben knows, just as we know, that Leslie would never stand for that — and that he would never ask it of her. This is Leslie we are talking about here, a woman who keeps framed photos of Hillary Rodham Clinton and Ruth Bader Ginsburg next to one of her own mother in her office. Ben's joke serves not only to make us laugh, but to remind us that this will be a very Knope wedding. It will not be normal or calm or hide any sort of anti-feminist agenda — it will simply allow Leslie to be the happiest she has ever been. It will be, like Leslie, exceptional.
And so, we're off. What's an event in Pawnee without more than its fair share of crazy hijinks? Leslie needs a dress and the couple needs rings, a marriage license, and an officiant. And they need to find them in an hour, after all the stores and city offices are closed. Good thing Leslie's gang is a resourceful bunch. Ron makes rings from a sconce in Ann's house, Andy and April wake up a city hall employee to sign the marriage certificate (and adopt a grandma in the process), Jerry — it turns out — is already ordained, and Ann fashions Leslie a dress from clippings and documents of all of Leslie's proudest accomplishments. So, like the best screwball comedies, everything comes together in time (as we all knew it would).
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Except, we are only fifteen minutes into the episode and things are coming together too quickly. Leave it to a drunk Councilman Jamm (Jon Glaser) with a megaphone to bring things to a screeching halt. "Boo parks! Boo Leslie!" he yells from the back of the aisle, parodying the old witch from The Princess Bride. Ron steps in to keep the peace but ends up socking Jamm in the teeth, landing them both behind bars.
Leslie, still dressed in her wedding finery, bails Ron out of jail and brings him, at his urging, back to City Hall for some time to unwind. They walk the half-lit, empty corridor side-by-side, the sound of Leslie's heels reverberating in the silence, until they arrive at the Parks Department. "You are a wonderful person, your friendship means a lot to me, and you look very beautiful," Ron says. As what is about to happen dawns on Leslie, Ron takes her arm and steers her into her wedding.
Surrounded by their best friends, Leslie and Ben recite their vows. A black-and-white montage — which is completely cheesy but at this point I'm almost crying and don't care — reminds us of some of their landmark moments: their first kiss, their breakup from their breakup in the smallest park in Indiana, and Ben's surprise proposal. "I love you and I like you," Leslie says. "I love you and I like you," Ben responds. "I love you and I like you both!" I yell at the TV.
To summarize her feeling that all is right the world, Leslie tells the camera, "I love my husband, I love my job, and I love my friends." In this moment, Leslie Knope has it all.
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You realize NBC lied to you. Thursday's wedding was no "one hour Parks and Rec wedding," as advertised in the promos and on the NBC website, it was a fantastic, magical episode stuck together with a sub-par one like peanut butter on stale bread. Hot on the heels of "Leslie and Ben," how could "Correspondent's Dinner" be anything but a letdown. How do you go from perfect self-actualization to honeymoon gifts and petty feuds with only a commercial break in between?
"Correspondent's Dinner" pits Leslie against the Pawnee Sun, the local paper who makes it its mission to roast Leslie in its pages. When Leslie realizes someone at the Sun has hacked her email account in order to dig up what little dirt there is to be found on Leslie, she sets out to expose them. Or course, she succeeds.
While Leslie's story gets first billing and monopolizes most of the episode's time, Andy and Ann's B an C plots are actually of much greater consequence. After learning that he failed the police exam, Andy has decided "Life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired." It's heartbreaking to see Andy "sad and sweaty" when he's usually "happy and sweaty," as April puts it. Andy is far and away the most likable character on the show, and we want to see him succeed. We can't help but wonder along with depressed Andy, what will he do if he can't become a cop?
After enlisting April and Andy's help to find a new charity for the Sweetums Foundation (of which Ben is now President) to support, Ben realizes that Andy has a knack for problem-solving and a keen eye for charity work. In the closing moments of the episode, Ben asks Andy to work for him at the Foundation as a part-time assistant, an "idea mean," if you will. By way of acceptance, Andy embraces Ben in a bear hug. I'm happy for Andy's happiness, but am skeptical of whether this will prove to satisfy Andy's newfound ambition.
The final, and potentially most poignant, element of "Correspondent's Dinner" is Ann's continued search for a sperm donor. At the end of "Leslie and Ben," Ann decides Chris would make the perfect father — uh, duh — and in "Correspondent's Dinner" she works up the courage to ask him to artificially inseminate her. He needs some time to think on it. Uh, duh. While I'm still not completely sold on the idea of Ann having a baby, the storyline does allow us to see new depths of Ann. For the first time in the series, Ann's plot has higher stakes than Leslie's. As Leslie basks in her marital bliss and professional fulfillment, we turn to Ann for emotional conflict. Will she find what she's looking for in Chris, in her hypothetical baby? Only time will tell.
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As Skylar Laine so excitedly informed the 15 million folks watching American Idol last night: The judges like Joshua Ledet. They really like him. Following his performance of India.Arie's "Ready for Love," the Top 6 contestant received his 12th standing ovation and, as Kate Ward pointed out in her Queen night recap, Ledet’s only performed 11 solos since he got past the semifinals. He’s got more standing o’s than Steven Tyler has ways to tell the contestants how beautiful they are. The issue is, as great as Ledet is, he’s not exactly the second coming of Luther Vandross. He’s a very talented singer, but the judges need to stop standing on their feet like zombies drawn to a warm body every time he opens his mouth.
It’s not that there’s an issue with excessive praise from fans — look at anything I’ve ever written about Phil Phillips (swoon) and you’ll see just how over-the-top this show makes me people. But it's not the judges’ job to transform into fanatics. They’re supposed to guide and build our contestants, not throw roses at their feet and place tiaras inscribed with “Jennifer’s Little Man” on their heads every week. Look, I’m not expecting Jennifer Lopez to go all Ruth Bader Ginsburg on these contestants, but come on, Jenny from the Block. Show a little restraint.
Joshua is hardly J. Lo's only pet — the judge has tried to use the save for every cutie that ever gave her goosies on the show, lamenting from week to week that she'd been (correctly) outvoted. (And that's coming from someone who loves DeAndre Brackensick.) The exciting part of American Idol is that we’re never sure who’s going to get the boot, especially during this most shocking year. The problem is, when the judges stand on their delicate little toesies every time Joshua sings, millions of viewers become instantly manipulated. (Why do I have a strange feeling I'm going to regret not voting for Jessica Sanchez at approximately 8:56 PM ET tonight?) I thought that performance of “Ready for Love” was genuine, and sure, it made my heart flutter to see him sitting calmly on a stool with nothing but his voice and a hat stolen from Bruno Mars’ closet for once, but I assure you that not only did I remain comfortably seated on my couch, but my peppermint tea never left my hands. Was his performance really that earth-shattering? Did someone slip something into my tea? Hey roomie, are my eyes dilated? Why am I not reacting like Joshua just sang the miraculous song that’s going to save us from a music industry that still embraces Ke$ha?
Because the judges are drinking their own Kool-Aid. They want Joshua to win (Jennifer even admitted it outright) and their mindless — and practically prerequisite at this point — reaction to every song Joshua ever sings is their way of sending voters a subtle message. It goes like this: VOTE FOR JOSHUA. HE’S THE BEST SINGER EVER. But here’s my plea, judges: Stop messing with our heads. Save your energy for grinding up on William Levy in your next music video and let us decide who’s in it to win it. Your ubiquitous standing ovations mean nothing. At this point, Steven Tyler’s tongue would have to roll out of his ginormous mouth and slap the floor like a cartoon wolf chasing a Copacabana dancer for their reactions to hold any weight.
Do you think Joshua deserved all 12 standing o’s? Why do you think Joshua gets so many when Jessica Sanchez is arguably just as talented?
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The U.S. Supreme Court today awarded Anna Nicole Smith the right to continue her legal battle in pursuit of her late oil tycoon husband's millions.
The former Playmate married billionaire J. Howard Marshall in 1994 when she was age 26 and he 89, but his 1996 death triggered a decade-long legal battle between Smith and her stepson E. Pierce Marshall.
Pierce Marshall disputed Smith's claims her husband had intended to bequeath half his estate to her, insisting the $6 million worth of gifts she accumulated during the 14-month marriage was all she was entitled to.
However, the Supreme Court's Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg insisted the recent ruling in the appeals court, which entitled Smith to nothing, was wrong. The decision means legal warfare between the pair will continue for some time.
And Pierce Marshall has issued a warning to the one-time stripper: "(I'll) continue to fight to clear my name in California federal court. That is a promise that (Smith) and her lawyers can take to the bank."
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