Drive Angry directed by Patrick Lussier (My Bloody Valentine 3D) is an action thriller with a resolutely trashy grindhouse ethos. This weekend should you require an antidote to the Academy Awards’ hauteur pretentiousness and altogether unreasonable commitment to quality this lowbrow orgy of carnage nudity and roaring muscle cars will surely do the trick. Then again so will a few episodes of Jersey Shore. But that show unlike Drive Angry isn’t available in eye-bludgeoning 3D. Yet.
The film stars Nicolas Cage as John Milton a cigar-chomping Jack Daniels-swilling ex-con who has escaped from hell (literally) to save his granddaughter from being sacrificed by an apocalyptic cult. Fear not B-movie aficionados: The character’s name a winking nod to the author of Paradise Lost is about the only discernibly literary or philosophical element to be found in Drive Angry which otherwise keeps its aim squarely below the waist. Knowledge of Milton’s 17th-century epic poem or of literature in general is not required for the enjoyment of this film. In fact it might hinder it.
Some films inadvertently earn the “so-bad-it’s-good” label; Drive Angry aspires to it. The plot is spotty and nonsensical crafted mainly to connect the dots between bloody spurts of stylized mayhem. Milton drifts through various small southern towns populated entirely with louts and sluts leaving behind a trail of bodyparts as he rushes to confront the cult leader (Billy Burke) who abducted his granddaughter and who intends to offer her up to the Dark Lord at the next full moon.
Along the way he picks up a sidekick Piper (Amber Heard) a pugilistic potty-mouth in daisy dukes included in the film for the very express purpose of giving us something pretty to look at betwixt the gory shootouts and car chases – a considerate gesture on the part of the filmmakers truth be told. She is however only tangentially related to the plot. Which would be a problem if plot were a priority.
Drive Angry’s holy triumvirate of sex violence and muscle cars merges into one unified splatter-drenched whole during the film’s climax in which Milton launches his ’69 Dodge Charger into the center of an orgiastic cult gathering picking off with a shotgun the few revelers he can’t run over before finally following through on his pledge to drink a bottle of beer from the skull of his dead nemesis. This is actually one of the film's more endearing moments.
Cage for his part has a few moments of inspired batshitry my favorite being a scene in which he enjoys a bizarre sexually charged exchange with a randy waitress before pulling her in for a sloppy French kiss but for the most part his eccentricity is disappointingly muted. He’s more of a grim gunslinger out of the Sergio Leone mold in Drive Angry shooting much and saying little which doesn’t leave much room for those manic outbursts I’ve come to regard with such genuine affection.
Slyly stealing the show from Cage in Drive Angry is the man who pursues him The Accountant played by esteemed character actor William Fichtner. A sort of bounty hunter sent by the devil to bring Milton back to hell The Accountant moves with a kind of creepy grace his utter disregard for conventions of personal space throwing every character he encounters off-balance. Fichtner’s wry observations are the comedic highlight of a movie that tries hard to ape the dark offbeat humor of Tarantino's Death Proof but falls woefully short in the end.
WHAT IT’S ABOUT?
Throughout a troubled childhood in which they moved from one foster home to another tightly-bonded brothers Stephen and Bloom lived out their lives and fantasies in the elaborate stories Stephen created. But when a grown-up Bloom decides to leave his false lifestyle behind he agrees to just one more game:
an elaborate con that his brother convinces him will hit paydirt. Together they invade the world of Penelope a daffy heiress who agrees to bankroll a (phony) million-dollar “deal” and joins them and their con-in-law a wacky Japanese explosives expert named Bang Bang on a cruise ship headed to Greece. But as this oddball quartet roams the globe Stephen’s elaborate plan becomes complicated by sinister characters unforeseen dangers and the blossoming of a genuine romance between Bloom and Penelope.
WHO’S IN IT?
It’s a superlative cast that makes The Brothers Bloom's complex caper work as beautifully as it does. Crucial to the intricate mix is Rachel Weisz as the loopy adventure-seeking Penelope. Not particularly known for lighter fare this Oscar winner (The Constant Gardener) proves as adept as any great screen comedienne in defining this sweet but trippy character. She provides a delightful anchor for the others particularly Adrien Brody’s (The Pianist) Bloom who understandably falls head-over-heels for his “mark.” Brody’s droopy eyes and hangdog expression are the perfect counterbalance to Weisz’s irresistible brio. As Stephen Mark Ruffalo offers a mixture of bravado and daring creating a three-dimensional portrait of a classic manipulator whose ideas are careening out of control. Seemingly channeling a combo of Harpo Marx and Raymond Teller Oscar nominee Rinko Kikuchi’s (Babel) nearly silent turn as the weirdly maniacal Bang Bang is consistently hilarious an inspired casting choice for a wonderful talent who speaks little English in real life. Also adding layers of darkness to the light-hearted con are Maximilian Schell (Judgment at Nuremberg) as a wicked mentor and Robbie Coltrane (the Harry Potter films) as the mysterious Curator.
In his blazingly inventive debut the high school noir thriller Brick writer/director Rian Johnson proved he had a strong ear for adapting a classic movie format in a quirky contemporary fashion. Using a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/Sting–style background this time out he not only creates a clever new cinematic con game but spices it up with some wildly amusing screwball comedy on top of an emotional and engaging look at the unbreakable bond of two brothers at a crucial intersection in their lives. The glamorous European locations and spot-on casting add flavor and style to Johnson’s very accomplished and supremely sophisticated sophomore effort. The film’s opening sequence which chronicles the brothers’ chaotic childhood and sets up the underlying theme of family ties is also inspired.
As with many flicks of this genre things have a tendency to get convoluted which could frustrate some audiences not into the minutia of the “con.” Also Johnson’s dazzling but highly stylized dialogue somewhat reminiscent of the kind of thing Wes Anderson (The Darjeeling Limited The Life Aquatic) does so well is probably an acquired taste and could grate on the nerves if you can’t get on the filmmaker’s wavelength. Can you say “quirky?”
A GOOD RULE TO LIVE BY?
In one of Bang Bang’s rare lines she offers this memorable tidbit of life advice: “When you’re done with something blow it up.” This girl has clearly seen too many summer movies!
NETFLIX OR MULTIPLEX?
If you’re looking for something different during blockbuster May this is more than worth a trip to the cinema.