Afternoon Delights: Bristol Palin Responds To Kathy Griffin

kathy griffinAfter Kathy Griffin said Bristol Palin was the only contestant on Dancing with the Stars to gain weight at VH1’s Diva’s Salute to the Troops, Bristol has fired back, saying: “The audience’s reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her too. I hope people didn’t have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms.” That’s the best that the ex-fiancé of a pistachio nut spokesperson can do? – Fox News

Khloe Kardashian thinks going through security at an airport now and being patted down by a TSA agent is like being raped. – MSNBC

Jon Hamm is still not engaged to Jennifer Westfeldt. Check back in six months. – US

Seemingly out of nowhere, Jessica Simpson has created a fashion empire that’s worth $750 million dollars. As for Nick Lachey? He’s doing the definitely equally profitable, The Sing-Off. – People