Shaq Soda Seems Like a Slam Dunk to Us

Credit: Shaq/Twitter

If you can’t beat Shaq (and we know, despite what Aaron Carter says, that is an impossible feat) then you might as well join him. Or at least drink like him.

Former NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal announced on Tuesday via Twitter that he has released a line of sodas through the AriZona Beverage Company. Shaq’s soda will be called — what else but — Shaq Soda.

If you plan on imbibing Shaq Soda, we hope you like cream soda, as the beverage only comes in four variations of cream soda: strawberry cream, orange cream, vanilla cream, and blueberry cream. 

Only one question remains: How does it taste? We have reached out to the powers that be at AriZona in order to procure a sample. You better believe we will keep you posted. 

And, because we know you’ve been humming it since I mentioned Mr. Carter four paragraphs ago…

Follow Abbey on Twitter @AbbeyStone Follow on Twitter @Hollywood_com

Watch Shaq Lip-Sync to Beyoncé 
Get Drunk With Hanson Thanks to MmmHops Beer  
10 Stars Shamelessly Shilling Products  

From Our Partners
Stars Pose Naked for ‘Allure’ (Celebuzz)
Which Game of Thrones Actor Looks Least Like His Character? (Vulture)

Celebrity Editor Abbey Stone hails from the fair isle of Martha's Vineyard, a lovely, vaguely dinosaur-shaped spot of land located off the coast of Cape Cod, MA, that is best known for exporting preppy salmon-colored pants. But the bright lights of New York City beckoned, and Abbey was lured away from her coastal haven to attend Barnard College. She graduated in 2010 with a degree in English and a much less useful minor in Dance. Abbey has been published in Dance Magazine, The Huffington Post, Time Out New York, and Popstar! magazine (where she learned more than she ever wanted to know about Justin Bieber). Abbey now lives in Brooklyn, where she spends her days watching stupid Internet videos and reading pretentious books.