Beyonce Wore a Belt and Is Picky About Photos, So She Must Be Pregnant

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Beyoncé must have known that telling ABC News she was wants a baby sister for her and Jay-Z’s daughter Blue Ivy would get the rumor mill churning – even if she wisely followed it up with “someday.” But apparently, it’s not just her candid words that are getting the masses going: new Beyoncé pregnancy rumors are gaining traction all because Bey wore a belt. 

The New York Post sites the ever-important presence of “chattering” among “music insiders” as the main proof for a new rumor that Beyoncé is pregnant with baby number two, but bolsters the argument with word from last Monday’s Met Gala (above). At New York’s annual style-fest, Bey wore a black and gold gown with a dangerously high slit and, more importantly, a high-waisted belt. Because the famously curvy singer never favors the figure flattering high-waisted look (never everever) she must be hiding a baby bump.

The Post also resurrected claims that Beyoncé is only allowing approved photographers to capture her mid-dance-move during her international Mrs. Carter Show tour. That’s definitely a ploy to keep her pregnancy from leaking to the press and not at all a reaction to the fierce, Hulk-esque images that came out of the Super Bowl halftime show. (You know, the ones her publicist tried to eradicate from the Internet.)

So, in conclusion, chill out, everyone.

If Queen B really was pregnant, do we think she’d be gyrating her way around the world for the next four months on an exhausting tour? Let’s wait until she starts rubbing her belly on stage at a major awards show before we give any weight to these rumors. Deal?

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Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.