Clearly, if you’re in the interest of upholding your reputation as a functioning intellectual, you’re better off avoiding drugs of any kind. But BuzzFeed has taken the time to determine which drugs make you the dumbest… just in case you find yourself in one of those Sophie’s Choice situations where you have to pick one. The above video pits alcohol against marijuana in a competition of physical agility, conversational aptitude, artistic prowess, architectural skill, and rhythm to answer the age old question of which intoxicant messes you up more.
Check out the above video for a laugh, but try and avoid this degree of inebriation altogether. Come on, nobody wants to look like that.