Celeb Speak: Taylor Momsen Photographs Ghosts

taylor momsenIf I had Taylor Momsen to myself for an hour, obviously I’d ask her questions. I’d be interested in whether or not she went to a real high school, where the desks are covered in pictures of Giving Trees and penises or if she was home schooled. I would ask her how many times she wears a pair of tights, because it seems like she gets unnecessarily attached to one pair and just wears it until there are so many holes in it that not even a spider would deem it as a suitable place to sleep. NOT EVEN A SPIDER! What I would not ask her is if she’s ever seen a UFO, because not only is that a question that famous people are programmed to say yes to, but it’s also tremendously unimportant considering how willing she is to talk about how she masturbates.

However, someone did ask her if she’d ever seen a ghost (this person was probably from Britain or Spain, if I were to guess), and she responded with, “I did take a photo of a ghost. The photo that I took has been analyzed by ghost specialists or paranormal experts and they have blown it up and it is hanging in a museum in North Dakota. You wouldn’t notice it at first, but there is an image of something. I don’t know if it’s just a reflection or what, but it’s definitely kind of creepy.”

Now, as we know, North Dakota is way ahead of everyone else in terms of recognizing exceptional ghost photography, so credit goes to Momsen for getting her work showcased in the best venue that’s out there. I assume that’s what North Dakota’s got going for it then? South Dakota has January Jones, while North Dakota has Fargo, Taylor Momsen and her ghost photography? Well, PARDON ME while I CORRECT my bracket!

Source: AOL Music