*By cake, we mean spaghetti and/or garbage.
2. On using deductive reasoning:
3. On knowing his limits:
4. On trying to use words:
5. And how it affects his philanthropy:
6. On fine dining:
7. On having skin:
8. On fitness and strength:
9. On being pampered:
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10. On science…and cats:
11. In fact, he has a lot to say about cats:
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12. On his dreams coming true*:
*We don’t understand this one enough to actually assist him with an explanation.
13. On nature:
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14. On perceiving reality:
15. On keeping an open mind, spiritually:
16. And religion’s power over him:
17. On notoriously rocky teacher-cowboy relations:
18. And on being adorably ignorant of his quirks:
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Keep doin’ you, Charlie. We love it.
