Charlie Sheen Crashes Mark Cuban’s Kimmel Interview

Because he can’t go five minutes without broadcasting his own show, hiring a porn star, getting new Twitter sponsors, giving an interview, or somehow inspiring a slew of news posts from every sort of publication out there, Charlie Sheen stopped by Jimmy Kimmel unexpectedly last night to keep that train a-rolling. He crashed his business partner, Mark Cuban’s, interview in order to sign some stuff that doesn’t belong to him, throw things out of what looks like the bags I use to take my groceries home from Trader Joe’s, give Jimmy a peck and some homemade arts and crafts that contained something the censors didn’t want us to see. Enjoy the madness — I’m pretty sure it’s never going to end.

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.