Let’s see. How to handle this in the most dignified manner. Shall we roll with the “Let’s be Friends?” headline? Ah, too obvious. How about something along the lines of “Cougar has been let out of her cage?” Eh, a little too racy. Don’t get me wrong, Courteney Cox is a beautiful woman, but let’s not go overboard. How about insensitive? “Everybody Scream!” Nah, we’re not that mean. How about slightly nonsensical? “Bag of Arquettes, hold the Cox?” I like it!
Looks like someone will soon be say “Bag of Arquettes, hold the Cox please!” Courteney Cox and her longtime husband, David Arquette, have split, according to a joint statement released by the couple. After meeting during the filming of Scream in 1996, the couple married in 1999. They have one child, a daughter, aged 6. They remain on amicable terms as they are working together on Scream 4 and Arquette executive produces Cox’s show Cougar Town.
This is just another horrible example of the Friends relationship curse. We all know of Jennifer Aniston’s troubles and this just further proves it. Earlier we had Matt LeBlanc’s epic Thai hooker episode a few weeks ago and no one can forget Matthew Perry’s run in with the Illinois state police force back in 2003 and 2007. David Schwimmer hasn’t been seen in months (but oh look he got married YESTERDAY) and all the meanwhile Lisa Kudrow sits outside People’s office screaming that she is interesting and worthwhile.