Fandom Gone Too Far? Obi-Ron Swanson Crying Blood & 12 Other Absurd Fan-Made Gifts

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'Breaking Bad' in a Wine Glass
'Breaking Bad' in a Wine Glass
FaceoftheEarth/Etsy
Nearly as awesome as the shows, movies, and pop culture sensations that we love are the fans who go above and beyond to express that love. Here, we have a thrilling homage to Breaking Bad: a terrarium depicting Walt's cataclysmic decline in the New Mexico desert. Go ahead, drink in the danger.
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Obi-Ron Swanson, You're Our Only Hope
Obi-Ron Swanson, You're Our Only Hope
yourhandwriting/Etsy

This watercolor painting can be all yours, obsessed fans of Star Wars-Parks and Recreation crossovers with a violent flair. No word on why Obi-Ron's blood runs pink. Any theories?

{CREDIT: yourhandwriting/Etsy}

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Beautiful, Furry, Rich
Beautiful, Furry, Rich
lenapavia/Etsy

Don't let your dog get caught sporting its natural fur style. That's for your average citizen. No, your princess deserves to look like a miniature Lady Gaga on the daily.

{CREDIT: lenapavia/Etsy}

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Burning Love
Burning Love
LucilleMaul/Etsy

Poor Taylor Swift. Nothing ensures that she-ee is never (ever, ever) getting back together with any of these handsome young men like the embarrassment of having their faces placed in a circle around her face on a pillar candle more often used for religious purposes.

{CREDIT: LucilleMaul/Etsy}

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Angelina, Whatta Doll!
Angelina, Whatta Doll!
natrume/Etsy

Is your life not quite creepy enough? Why don't you buy this Angelina Jolie doll head so you can make your own Angie? That'll teach all those losers who said "making dolls of celebrities" is a "sign" that you're "too obsessed."

{CREDIT: natrume/Etsy}

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My Little Daryl Dixon
My Little Daryl Dixon
zombies4everyone/Etsy

Want to commemorate your love for The Walking Dead's king badass and crossbow-wielding warrior? You definitely need a figurine of him imagined as a character from My Little Pony.

CREDIT: zombies4everyone/Etsy}

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Introducing, The Dogwagger Countess of Grantham
Introducing, The Dogwagger Countess of Grantham
toadbriar/Etsy

Where's Maggie Smith? Because this calls for one of her famous Downton Abbey double-takes. Presenting: Matthew Crawley, the Dowager Countess, Lady Mary, and Lady Edith... if they were dogs instead of people. Shut up, you need these.

{CREDIT: toadbriar/Etsy}

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One Ring to Redneckognize Them All
One Ring to Redneckognize Them All
HartsAndStars/Etsy

If your gentle constitution can't handle a bowl of "sketti" there are other ways to pay homage to the mother of Honey Boo Boo Child, Mama June. For example, you could wear her face on a ring. In public. For more than 15 seconds.

{CREDIT: HartsAndStars/Etsy}

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Home Sweet Phone
Home Sweet Phone
partsandlabor/Etsy

Even the world's most powerful women need creature comforts at home. That's why we're happy someone finally cross-stitched a framed image of Texts from Hilary Clinton.

{CREDIT: partsandlabor/Etsy}

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Pelican Fly Sold Separately
Pelican Fly Sold Separately
ImmenseSong/Etsy

You know what? Screw it. This Nicki Minaj doll is freaky. End of story.

{CREDIT: ImmenseSong/Etsy}

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Jesus, Why You Looka Like-a Shark?
Jesus, Why You Looka Like-a Shark?
Mr. Basically/Etsy

This "restored" Ecce Homo will not go away. (Probably because, somehow, it's still funny.) But now, you can make sure it really doesn't go away by putting a 3D version on your own face.

{CREDIT: Mr. Basically/Etsy}

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Fabulous As a Monkey in a Winter Coat
Fabulous As a Monkey in a Winter Coat
picnicbybarbfeldman/Etsy

Yes, the Ikea Monkey, wandering around the parking lot of the furniture store in an adorable fitted winter coat was one of the best things that has ever happened. If acknowledging that is not enough, you could get these earrings, which come in packs of five. For your five ears.

{CREDIT: picnicbybarbfeldman/Etsy}

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Opa-Getta-Life!
Opa-Getta-Life!
MerShannCrafts/Etsy

If you love Psy and "Gangnam Style" enough to buy this necklace, we should probably stage an intervention. You do know there's a new Justin Timberlake album out, right?

{CREDIT: MerShannCrafts/Etsy}

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Beyonce Smash!
Beyonce Smash!
EyeDzine/Etsy

Bey's publicist famously asked Buzzfeed to remove this "unflattering" photo of B dancing at the most public event of the entire year (the Super Bowl) and now the photo is not only still online, it's famous enough to be a cell phone cover, among other things.

{CREDIT: EyeDzine/Etsy}

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