So apparently it’s news to Crystal Harris that men don’t like to hear that they’re bad (or quick) in bed. After telling Howard Stern that sex with her former fiance, Hugh Hefner, lasted “like two seconds,” Harris admits she may have said too much. The veteran Playboy Playmate tweeted Thursday night about her remarks on the show saying, “The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.” Anyone else pick up on the fact that she didn’t say that what she said was inaccurate, just that she was sorry she said them? Big difference.
Evidently her tweet was good enough for Hef though who said he appreciated her public apology tweeting that “Crystal apologized for her Howard Stern interview, which I appreciated. It didn’t have much to do with reality,” and added “I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear.” Oh Hef, how I do get a kick out of this little pretend bubble you live in where everyone still thinks of you as a sex king. You are 85 years old — no one is judging you.
The always classy Playboy Titan doesn’t blame Mr. Stern for any of the drama or hold any grudge against the radio trouble-maker commenting, “I don’t blame Howard…Crystal shouldn’t have been booked on the show at this sensitive time.” More sensitive for some than others apparently.