Daily Shuffle: Chelsea Handler Dumps 50 Cent

chelsea handlerChelsea Handler reportedly dumped 50 Cent right before the holidays and left him heartbroken. As a means of winning her back, he spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent one of them back with a note that said, “I can buy my own gifts.”  US

No, Jennifer Aniston has no plans to ruin somebody’s baby by adopting it. – Contact Music

Lady Gaga is creating a fragrance, and she’s requested that it smell like blood and semen. It will be hugely popular in zoos and among investment bankers. – Fashionista

Kate Hudson thinks she’s having a girl, but doesn’t think she’s engaged. She must be reading a really great John Grisham novel or something. – US

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