Daily Shuffle: George Clooney Won’t Ever Be In Politics

george clooney and elisabetta canalisGeorge Clooney has once and for all said that he’s not going to leave his career in Hollywood for a career in politics. He said, “I didn’t live my life the right way for politics, you know. I’ve fucked way too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.” ALL OF THAT IS WRONG. ALL. OF. IT. This is politics, Cloons. Fucking Schwarzenegger is involved, as are guys who try and sell senate seats and lie about hiking the Appalachian Trail. By no means is it the cub scouts. – E Online

Producers of CBS are considering the likelihood that Two and a Half Men could survive without Charlie Sheen. You should also know that while you discontinued your Netflix subscription last month to pay for a gym membership (WAY TO GO, YOU!), Charlie spent almost $800,000 on cars last month. He bought a $320,000 Bentley, a $150,000 Porsche, and a $160,000 Benz. BUT GO YOU! – PopEater

If Katie Holmes has another baby, it will be because her daughter told her to. Katie said, “Suri would love a brother or sister to play with. I think it would be good for her. It’s hard to say no to her.” – CafeMom

Even though Sarah Jessica Parker is into filming a Sex and the City 3, Kristin Davis isn’t. She told E! Online that she was “not so into the prequel movie. Because we’re us and we’ve discussed our history in the show already so for all our fervent fans who listen to what we say, why would we rewrite that? And then have like different people with our names? It’s kind of freaky.” – E! Online