Britney Spears‘ music video for “Hold It Against Me” premiered last night on MTV, and it was directed by Jonas Akerlund (who famously directed Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” and “Paparazzi” videos). Her manager was asked why Britney chose to have Akerlund as the force behind her new video, and he said “she’s always wanted to work with him. You know, Jonas did “Ray of Light” for Madonna, and that’s when she became a fan of his.” I call that having more bullshit than whatever is in dog food. – MTV
TMZ has found a way that Lindsay Lohan could be sent to jail for stealing that necklace without even going to trial. In a regular criminal case, the DA has to prove that the defendant is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and convince a jury that there’s a 98 to 99% chance he or she committed the crime. However, in a case to determine if a defendant has violated probation (say, by stealing a necklace), the judge can make a decision based on what is “likely.” – TMZ
Star Magazine says Owen Wilson‘s baby might not be his, as his girlfriend was still living with and seeing her ex-boyfriend when she became pregnant. So….shit. – Celebitchy
Michael Jackson‘s estate has made $310 million since his death in 2009. – TMZ
