In a new interview with People, Jennifer Aniston “swears” she’s happy and that the biggest misconception we have about her is that she’s unhappy. She says, “I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.” I’d love it if someone from Vogue just slid their head out from under their beach umbrella for a second and said, “actually, you’re pretty fucking miserable.” – People
Now that Olivia Wilde is single, she plans to “sow her wild oats” because she got married when she was 18. So let’s step back and let her buy some dirty magazines and cigarettes in peace. – US
Heidi Montag is actively pursuing a spot on the next season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is great because the last time we saw her on a series she was in the wilderness with Janice Dickinson, asking us to get her out of there because she was a celebrity and her boobs were a relatively normal size. You know she walked into a casting meeting and said, “I’m great for this because I’m grieving the loss of my plastic surgeon.” – Radar
Justin Bieber tweeted Will Smith saw his new movie, Never Say Never, and he said, “I know movies and that’s a hit movie.” Okay, Bagger Vance. – Twitter
