Daily Shuffle: Justin Bieber Fans Unite Over His Grammy Loss

justin bieberPer Justin Bieber‘s Grammy loss last night to Esperanza Spalding, Biebs-supporters attacked her Wikipedia page. It has since been cleaned up, but some of the things they did to it were change her middle name to “Quesadilla,” and then to “Justin,” and someone wrote, “She now has the 2011 Grammy for being the Best New Artist! Ever though no one ever heard of her! Yay!” Also removed from her page was the comment, “JUSTIN BIEBER DESERVED IT GO DIE IN A HOLE. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY?” My God I miss my Mead Five Star planner. – CBS News

Charlie Sheen passed two drug tests: one yesterday morning and another one from last week. So he’s technically sober! And now, in his infinite and unflinching sobriety-induced state of wisdom, is saying that Warner Bros. cannot fire him for being a jerk because there wasn’t a “morals clause” in his contract. – TMZ, TMZ

And to get this Valentine’s Day STARTED RIGHT, here’s Jessica Simpson talking about how it wasn’t love at first sight with her current fiance and, confusingly, how she’s about to make $1 billion from us wearing her fashion designs. – US