Surveillance footage of Lindsay Lohan stealing the $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice Beach has been sold. Radar Online reports the store sold the tape to a company that plans on going public with the footage, and Entertainment Tonight has already licensed the rights to the video. So get ready to finally throw that party where you’ll be playing the tape of her swiping the necklace on loop! – Radar
Gwyneth Paltrow is supposedly really close to signing a record deal to produce a country pop album with Atlantic Records. How are we supposed to learn the best way to fold napkins so that people want to use them but don’t feel the necessity to use them? Or how are we to know how to carrots next to dip? Or how are we going to figure out how to entertain a house full of sopping-wet guests after it rained terribly when they were on their way over to our house if she’s busy figuring out how to combine Lady Gaga with Keith Urban? – Digital Spy
Kiefer Sutherland‘s Broadway play is not impressing the critics. It has been called “extroverted,” “star-swollen,” and “seems to be shouting at you.” – Contact
Britney Spears‘ bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is suing her for sexual harassment after she sent him “filthy pictures from her cell phone. A friend of the bodyguard says, “they are really explicit images that will shock or disgust the majority of her fans… There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.” Clearly. – The Sun
