Daily Shuffle: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Other Rehabs

lindsay lohanDina Lohan told Matt Lauer in an interview on Today this morning that Lindsay wants to “start her own facilities [to] help other children” since she’s “so public.” Dina also said Lindsay wants to fulfill her entire sentence and stay in treatment until January 3rd because “she’s learning the trigger points and why she turns to something – drugs or addiction.” – USA Today

Kim Kardashian is promoting new prepaid credit cards called “Kardashian Prepaid MasterCards” that are supposed to help parents monitor their teen’s spending habits. It’s also supposed to do something to help keep kids off of drugs, but I don’t see how. – NYP

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes married producer/DJ Sunnery James in a private ceremony in her hometown of Eastermar. They are expecting a baby boy in January. – NYP

Karina Smirnoff of Dancing with the Stars is engaged to Brad Penny, who plays baseball and probably can’t dance for shit. – People

After suffering a second miscarriage, Lily Allen returned to the hospital Friday evening to be treated for septicemia, a potentially fatal blood poisoning condition. – US Magazine

The most ignorant woman in the world married Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis this weekend. – TMZ

Keith Olbermann will resume his post at MSNBC on Tuesday after he was suspended for donating $2,400 to two Democratic Representative candidates and one hopeful Democratic Senator. In a statement that will hopefully be expanded into a nine minute rant tomorrow, Olbermann said, “I did not privately or publicly encourage anyone to donate to these campaigns nor to any others in this election or previous ones, nor have I previously donated to any political campaign on any level.” – LA Times

Michael Jackson has a new album coming out and his relatives aren’t sure how the vocals could be real because he has been dead almost a year and a half. Sony Music, however, is assuring us they are real, which makes less sense than an episode of Care Bears. – BBC

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are not only NOT engaged, but they are also upset that E! News blurted out that they were engaged because they were going to sell the story to another publication. Early birds, everyone. – TFL