Daily Shuffle: Martin Sheen Says Charlie’s Disease Is Like Cancer

martin sheen and charlie sheenMartin Sheen says Charlie Sheen should be treated like he has cancer. He said, “He’s doing well, we pray for him. If he had cancer, how would you treat him? The disease of addiction is a form of cancer. You have to have an equal measure of concern and love and lift him up.” I don’t know if I feel the same way, but if Charlie keeps talking up the benefits of chocolate milk, I’ll consider conceiving of the possibility that he might not mean to be as terrible as he has been lately. – TMZ

TMZ says the judge in the case to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan‘s parole was violated when she was charged with grand theft believes she should go to jail. Apparently, the next time Lindsay goes before the judge, the prosecutor will present Lindsay’s lawyer with a plea bargain that will require her to do “significant jail time.” – TMZ

Once birthed, Mariah Carey‘s twins will sleep in Chelsea Sleigh cribs that are surrounded by 18-carat gold trim, ivory walls, “soft furnishings” and walk-in closets full of Petit Trésor clothes. Their senses will also be engaged with diamond encrusted iPods and a flatscreen TV that lowers itself down from the ceiling like Katy Perry. – Celebslam