Daily Shuffle: Pink And Carey Hart Are Expecting

pink and carey hartUS Weekly reports Pink and Carey Hart are expecting their first child together. That’s great, but think of the tattoo stretchage! – US Weekly

Yes, I agree! Clicking on Reba McEntyre’s cover of Beyoncé‘s “If I Were A Boy” initially seemed to be a mistake because she Jack the Rippers all the song’s gerunds, but when it was over, I felt like I wanted to run through the airport and tell it not to leave. – Gawker TV

Kim Kardashian wants to fall in love again. So, if you know where it’s hiding… – People

Bret Michaels told People he did not have an affair with Miley Cyrus‘ mom. She just likes “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” and it was the first concert she took Miley to so she thought the two of them should remake the song for Miley’s new album. That, is like, textbook affair commencement. – People

Gayle King continues to say the rumors that she and Oprah are lesbians is “ridiculous.” Someone just go find out if their ringtones for each other are “Teenage Dream.” – TMZ

Brittany Murphy would have been 33 today, and her mother plans to write a book about her personal life and career. – TMZ

If your loser cousin at Brown emailed what they called “naked pictures of Emma Watson” to you, delete them because they’re not real. Her spokesperson said, “There have been a number of nude fakes over the past two months. Emma has seen them and finds them tiresome. People should know better.” So, out them at Thanksgiving for not having a more discerning eye. – Huffpo

So, Kendra Wilkinson is on the cover of this month’s Playboy. However, figuring out that someone would realize her body in the picture does not look like the body we have seen on Kendra, she clarified that the photo was taken at a shoot two years ago when she was still living in the mansion. ESCANDALO, ¿NO? – People

Dakota Fanning was crowned homecoming queen for the second year in a row. Jealous? – Huffpo

Jamie Foxx knows President Obama is smoking the doobies. – TV Squad