Joel McHale Solves a Grammys Mystery: 10 Funniest Pop Culture Tweets of the Week

Joel McHale Grammys Tweets

Everyone knows, if something’s trending on Twitter, it’s probably the most important thing ever and it demands that we stop everything we’re doing to read every last tweet branded with the corresponding hashtag. This week, those magnetic topics include the Grammys (hosted by professional Grammys host LL Cool J), the State of the Union address (or the two-and-a-half hours we spent trying to solve the mystery of Joe Biden’s sparkling demon eyes), the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (won by a huggable ball of fluff named Banana Joe), the never-ending Carnival Cruise from hell (but hey, they all get another free cruise!), Lady Gaga’s canceled tour (does she even have a new album out?), and of course, the Pope quitting Pope-hood (to do what? Doesn’t he already spend all day reading and praying?). Naturally, we were able to gauge our interest in these topics based on the level of funny being churned out by our favorite Twitter personalities.

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Without further ado, here are our favorite tweets of the week:

1. Joel McHale (@joelmchale): “Why are there asterisks in the song title for Jay-Z and Kanye’s “N****s in Paris”? You can’t say “Nachos in Paris” on TV? #GrammysWithJoel” on Feb. 10

2. Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker): “Saw Chris Brown on the Red Carpet so to recap: Side Boob not allowed, but Full Asshole totally cool. #Grammys” on Feb. 10

3. Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs): “Downton Abbey just won best show to change the channel to. #Grammys #DowntonAbbey” on Feb. 10

4. Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): “Somebody got a new hair dryer, Eric Cantor!!!” on Feb. 12

5. Billy Eichner (@billyeichner): “Did Obama mention House of Cards? #Netflix” on Feb. 12

6. Josh Groban (@joshgroban): “Right now Ted Nugent is strolling around our nations capital with a crossbow lookin’ to make some pigeon jerky! #tourism #hunger #insane” on Feb. 12 

7. Julie Klausner (@julieklausner): “President Banana Joe will be giving his #SOTU in ten minutes. It will be abut squeaky toys mostly. Good bye.” on Feb. 12

8. Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled): “If she wants, I’ll step in and finish the rest of Gaga’s tour. For her fans. And for a chance to wear the tuna tartar tutu or whatever.” on Feb. 14

9. Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt): “HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3: CARNIVAL CRUISE” on Feb. 15

10. Stephen Colbert (@StephenatHome): “It’s Ash Wednesday– and we all know what the pope gave up for Lent!” on Feb. 13

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