Have you paid attention to the headlines this past week? If you have, then you know that Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend. No, she’s not a stripper or a porn star — she is professional ski racer Lindsey Vonn. We also got to celebrate being Irish on Sunday, even if we weren’t Irish. And then on Monday, Lindsay Lohan headed to court where she was sentenced to go back to rehab. Yes, it’s been an entertaining week in pop culture — and the Twitter comedians had plenty of material.
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Check out the 10 funniest pop culture tweets of the week.
10 Funniest Pop Culture Tweets of the Week:
1. Wendi McLendon-Covey: “This just in: Michelle Shocked and Victoria Jackson are forming a ukelele/screaming act called ‘THE IRRELEVANTS.'”
This just in: Michelle Shocked and Victoria Jackson are forming a ukelele/screaming act called “THE IRRELEVANTS.”
— Wendi McLendon-Covey (@wendimclendonco) March 19, 2013
2. Rob Delaney: “.@ChanningTatum teach me… pic.twitter.com/kguVTshwxv”
.@channingtatum teach me… twitter.com/robdelaney/sta…
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 19, 2013
3. Joan Rivers: “Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have split up. The judges have voted her out of the relationship.”
Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have split up. The judges have voted her out of the relationship.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 19, 2013
4. Michael Ian Black: “Does this mean Lindsey Vonn is going to start doing porn?”
Does this mean Lindsey Vonn is going to start doing porn?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 18, 2013
4. Lauren Ashley Bishop: “i bet linsday lohan took the 90 day stint in rehab deal just to get out of paying rent for 3 months”
i bet linsday lohan took the 90 day stint in rehab deal just to get out of paying rent for 3 months
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) March 18, 2013
5. Conan O’Brien: “I picked M.I.T. in my NCAA pool. Their robots are unstoppable.”
I picked M.I.T. in my NCAA pool. Their robots are unstoppable.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 19, 2013
6. Sam Grittner: “Lil’ Wayne was released from the hospital an hour ago. Doctors told him to take it Weezy.”
Lil’ Wayne was released from the hospital an hour ago. Doctors told him to take it Weezy.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2013
7. Paula Pell: “#Enlightened is cancelled but the good news is on this week’s “Kardashians Go Somewhere” they had a vagina smell-off. I need to lay down.”
#Enlightened is cancelled but the good news is on this week’s “Kardashians Go Somewhere” they had a vagina smell-off. I need to lay down.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) March 20, 2013
8. Allie Hagan: “I hope Lindsey Vonn got all her shots.”
I hope Lindsey Vonn got all her shots.
— Allie Hagan (@allie_hagan) March 18, 2013
9. Morgan Murphy: “I’d buy a calendar where every month is a new picture of Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman cuddling.”
I’d buy a calendar where every month is a new picture of Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman cuddling.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) March 16, 2013
10. Sammy Rhodes: “I’d rather get mauled by a bear than pronounce Bon Iver in front of a table of hipsters.”
I’d rather get mauled by a bear than pronounce Bon Iver in front of a table of hipsters.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) March 20, 2013
Follow Lindsey on Twitter @LDiMat.
[Photo Credit: Santa Monica Police Department]
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