Gwyneth Paltrow is working really hard to convince the world that she’s a good singer. She sang at the Country Music Awards, the Grammys, and the Oscars, along with making special appearances on the hit musical show, Glee. Enough already! But apparently she’s not done shoving her vocal chords into our eardrums because she’s reuniting with Glee creator, Ryan Murphy, and the two plan to a movie together. A musical movie, to be exact. Now might be a good time to stock up on ear plugs if I were you.
As much as I wish this was all just a bad dream I made up in my head, Murphy himself has confirmed these accusations (I guess we should call them facts now) about his hopeful collaboration with Paltrow, stating, “We want to do a musical together. An original—I want to write an original movie for Gwyneth and Maya Rudolph, both of whom I’m great friends with. That’s all I will say.” Believe me, you’ve said enough already. Although, I admit the whole idea sounds at least a little bit more appealing now that Rudolph is being added into the mix as well, but I still feel like this is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea. If you catch my drift. But who knows, maybe the project will fall through — it happens all the time in Hollywood. Or maybe Gwyneth will save us from this nonsense and be too busy to take part. She has been known to save lives, so you never know.