Justin Bieber, would you be so kind as to shut your entitled yapper? You did not have the “Worst Birthday” at all. You are an over-privileged pop star who simply didn’t get his way on a day humans have deemed an occasion to celebrate their own incredible accomplishment of being pushed through a woman’s birthing canal. Yet, after tweeting “Worst birthday” and enjoying the fact that tweeters all over the world so enjoyed his two-word construction that it became the third most popular Tweet ever, Biebs continued to complain about his big day with the most boring Instagram ever (dude, get a WhoSay already).
After rumors flew that the culprit of the “worst birthday” in Bieber’s 19-year existence was a bouncer who wouldn’t let Bieber’s posse in to a London club thanks to a pesky old British law that says people under 18 can’t drink. How dare a club attempt to keep its liquor license (see: any bar or club’s life blood) by obeying national laws? THE HORROR. Biebs then took to his Instagram account (you know, the place everyone turns when they want to release a long-winded rebuttal to a UK establishment’s claims) to refute the accusation that he had tried to bring 14-year-old Jaden Smith into the “weak ass club,” sans any form of grammar recognized state-side or across the pond:
The funny moment when people believe I brought underage people to a club.. U think Will is letting his 14 year old in a club, I don’t think so.. 2nd I love how the club wanted to give the press another reason to why we didn’t stay at their weak ass club so they wouldn’t look bad for me walking in and right back out..i said m “worst bday” but that was due to dummies pushing over my fans and being overly aggressive. Btw it wasn’t the worst bday cuz all my friends from back home flew in I was just mad in the moment
Naturally, this calls for a meme. Because, if this was not enough to warrant it, let’s all remember the time he complained about not being nominated for a Grammy. Introducing Bratty Bieber:
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