Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are Racing to Get Pregnant

It must be awful to be a Kardashian not named Kim. Seriously, just when you think you’re getting all the attention because you had a child or are married to a Laker or you bought a really great new hat, Kim comes along and steals the spotlight with a fiance out of nowhere and a rock the size of Jupiter on her finger. Maybe that’s why Khloe and Kourtney went on Good Morning America sans Kim and struggled to steer every question away from the pending nuptials. But how do you do that when that’s all anyone wants to talk about? PREGNANCY RACE. Obviously.

Watch as they try to explain their own lives while simultaneously working every muscle in their bodies to betray any signs that they may actually have thoughts or other human qualities. Seriously girls, loosen up. You’re reality stars for godsakes.


Source: ABC News

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