I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Internet is freaking out over nothing. Kylie Jenner didn’t get a boob job. I know you really wanted it to be so, but it’s simply not true.
Seriously, has the Internet been living under a rock? Everyone seems totally shocked that Kylie has decently sized breasts, but she’s always had big boobs. At least since she hit puberty somewhere around season three of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (or was it sooner? It’s hard to keep track of how many seasons there actually are). It’s not a boob job! Yes Kylie has had lip injections; yes, Kylie is so hot you almost want her to have had plastic surgery because we will never look that good without work, but the girl is blessed.
Apparently, Internet cannot let this Kylie boob job thing go to the point of annoying the little Kardashian-Jenner until she lashed out on Twitter (by lashed out, I mean she revealed she had her period *gasp*).
When one fan asked if she had a certain area enhanced, the reality TV star shut it down.
Um never https://t.co/ijLETP8OXQ
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) August 26, 2016
Unfortunately, no one really believed her because she shut down rumors of obvious lip injections for months before she admitted she had work done. Kylie took her reply one step further and admitted that her boobs were bigger than normal because it was that time of the month.
https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/769025770555670529
They will deflate soon. And it will be a sad sad day https://t.co/R5Npv1GSv5
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) August 26, 2016
… And that still wasn’t enough. The trolls kept at it, hinting her absence from food poisoning-fueled absence from Snapchat was actually because she went under the knife.
Do u want to feel them to validate https://t.co/hf10kqit0x
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) August 26, 2016
After some more back-and-forth, Jenner had enough. The Internet will believe her when the Internet will believe her. Don’t you know, you can’t change people’s minds, Kylie. The mob-mentality on the Internet is much too strong of a force. But really, who knows? Kylie could be lying, anyway.
In other words, Kylie Jenner can’t even menstruate in peace — good lawd is it hard to be a Kardashian.