Lindsay Lohan, Your Hoodie Looks Like a Condom

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On a day like this, we could all use a little levity and nonsense. Luckily, Lindsay Lohan stepped out in this translucent latex-toned hoodie and, to say the least, it’s got us thinking… with our minds in the gutter. But let’s be honest: we can’t help but see other things in this image. And most of them just happen to be dirty. It’s Friday. What else did you expect?

Option A: A Regular Ol’ Condom

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Option B: Someone’s Weenis 


Quick Memory Refresher!

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Option C: Beyoncé Nipple-Suit

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Option D: Rubber Nipple On a Baby Bottle

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So, in conclusion: Great Job, LiLo!

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Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.