Mag Madness: We’ve Got Your Monthly Magazines…Covered

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Lucy Liu for 'Emmy' (April 2013)
Lucy Liu for 'Emmy' (April 2013)
Emmy

Look Inspired By: Hardware — was your gunmetal jewelry affixed with a riveter?

What She's Trying To Say: Charlie can still call on me!

What It Says: Forget Cameron and my girl Drew. I'm the only one who's relevant 13 years later.

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Danielle Fishel for Maxim (April 2013)
Danielle Fishel for Maxim (April 2013)
Maxim

Look Inspired By: Man child fantasies

What She's Trying To Say: I'm back! I'm relevant! I'm hot!

What It Says: Make me your childhood sex fantasy again!

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Michelle Obama for 'Vogue' (April 2013)
Michelle Obama for 'Vogue' (April 2013)
Annie Leibovitz/Vogue

Look Inspired By: Fabulousness

What She's Trying To Say: I'm FLOTUS, b**tches.

What It Says: How glad are you that Ann Romney isn't on here?

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Nicki Minaj for 'Elle' (April 2013)
Nicki Minaj for 'Elle' (April 2013)
Elle

Look Inspired By: An oil baron's modern-day 'Waterworld' fantasy

What She's Trying To Say: I'm more than my multiple personalities

What It Says: I should probably invest in some shampoo.

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Kim Kardashian for 'Cosmopolitan' (April 2013)
Kim Kardashian for 'Cosmopolitan' (April 2013)
Cosmopolitan

Look Inspired By: SEX!

What She's Trying To Say: SEX!

What It Says: SEX STUFF! (Oh yeah, and I'm pregnant... because I had SEX!)

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Emma Stone for 'Company' (April 2013)
Emma Stone for 'Company' (April 2013)
Company Magazine

Look Inspired By: The color yellow.

What She's Trying To Say: I pretty much look good in anything.

What It Says: Jennifer Lawrence isn't the only cool girl in town, you guys!

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Taylor Swift for 'Vanity Fair' (April 2013)
Taylor Swift for 'Vanity Fair' (April 2013)
Vanity Fair

Look Inspired By: Old women who wear frilly nightgowns while watching Lifetime

What She's Trying To Say: I'm an adult who demands to be taken seriously!

What It Says: There's a special place in hell for women who use a round brush on their bangs.

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Olivia Wilde for 'Marie Claire' (April 2013)
Olivia Wilde for 'Marie Claire' (April 2013)
Marie Claire

Look Inspired By: Transparency

What She's Trying To Say: Stop asking me about 'House' and only sort of look at my boobs.

What It Says: What button in Photoshop makes it look like my head is 18 times too big for my body?

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Selena Gomez for 'Harper's Bazaar' (April 2013)
Selena Gomez for 'Harper's Bazaar' (April 2013)
Harper's Bazaar

Look Inspired By: Flowers! Purity! Fashion!

What She's Trying To Say: It's OK if you rain on my parade, because it helps make the garden grow.

What It Says: Look at this huge f**king flower and try not to make a vagina joke.

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Tina Fey for 'Ladies' Home Journal' (April 2013)
Tina Fey for 'Ladies' Home Journal' (April 2013)
Ladies' Home Journal

Look Inspired By: Suburbia

What She's Trying To Say: I'm not like one of those regular moms, I'm a cool mom!

What It Says: I am very a adept squatter.

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Kate Hudson for 'Glamour' (April 2013)
Kate Hudson for 'Glamour' (April 2013)
Glamour Magazine

Look Inspired By: The eternal struggle of man versus nature, represented in the string of pearls around her neck.

What She's Trying To Say: I'm still hot you guys, I swear!

What It Says: We get it, it's unfair. Your body. And you've had two kids? God damnit, Hudson!

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