There’s no other way to describe Mariah Carey than by saying she’s just…Mariah Carey. In the most Mariah Carey-ish, Mariah moment ever, the pop star diva apparently threw her boyfriend’s laptop out of a window because he was playing Beyonce. C’mon Mariah! Everyone loves Beyonce.
Imagine the scene. You are wine-ing and dining your beautiful, successful, pop star girlfriend. To set the mood, you throw on some Crazy In Love which perfectly describes how you feel about your paramour. Strong, bad ass women like other strong bad ass women, right? Nope. As soon as you click play on Apple Music, your sweetheart lunges over the table, knocks over that expensive chardonnay, and chucks your laptop out the penthouse window.
Basically, that’s exactly what happened to James Packer, who was probably so frightened by the incident that he immediately deleted all traces of Beyonce’s music from his cell phone for fear that Carey would smash that too. All those wasted iTunes credits!
According to a source who spoke to The Fix, the 48-year-old business man was having a romantic night in with Mariah when she had a total meltdown.
“To get her in the mood last month, he turned on Crazy in Love, and oh boy, was that a disaster! Mariah threw the computer that was playing it via speakers out the window! Seriously, just trashed it. She ran out of the room screaming. So the night was obviously finished for James, and they retreated to separate parts of the house. And she had a few glasses of wine to cool down,” said the source.
When Mariah Carey was later questioned about the event, she simply responded, “I don’t know him.”
No really, we hope this isn’t true, or if it is, that Mimi has since purchased her love a new laptop. Let’s just hope his important files (like the entirety of Lemonade) were saved to the Cloud.