Mariah Carey Is Pregnant

mariah careyApparently, scanning Youtube for videos of other people’s babies is no longer a sufficient way for Mariah Carey to pass the time. Radar Online is reporting that now, she’s four months pregnant with husband Nick Cannon‘s baby, who will never, ever seem old enough to have hair on his chest or cut a bagel.

The couple has decided against talking to the media about the news, but they are sharing it with their closest family and friends. Rumors as to when Mariah would get pregnant have been quite the hot topic over these last few years, much like whether or not we’re doping up our kids on Adderall and Ritalin instead of following through on our threats to whip them if they don’t do their homework. 

When Nick was asked the question Monday on whether or not Mariah was pregnant on a radio show on 92.3 FM, he responded that he’d rather debate the legitimacy of psychedelic mushrooms. He also said, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it time and time again — when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her.” However, the person whose loose lips sunk a ship said Mariah has no intention of ever confirming her pregnancy.

All I can say (other than congratulations), is if she denies she was ever pregnant after the baby is born, we’re going to have a little problem.

Source: Radar Online