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Martin Shkreli Is Actually Releasing That Secret Wu-Tang Album!

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Martin Shkreli, that Pharma-bro who bough a cheap HIV drug and spiked the price up 5,000 percent, better prepare himself for a winter vacation because Hell has officially frozen over.

Earlier this year, Shkreli spent $2 million on the only copy of a secret Wu-Tang Clan album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. Like you’d expect from a millionaire pharma-bro, Shkreli backed Trump hard and promised to share the magical and possibly cursed (we’re not making that up) album with the world as long as Trump won the presidential race.

Donald Trump did, in fact, win. Possibly the only silver lining to this intensely scary election is that Shkreli is making good on his promise. He began streaming the album on YouTube. Of course, to listen to the album, you’ve got to stare at Shkreli’s so-smug-you-wanna-smack-him face, but such is the price we pay.

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Check out the videos below:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dxvCAvIUW0

This is only a little taste of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, but Shkreli promises to share more. He’s just a bit busy celebrating Trump’s win.

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/796265660330278912

So eloquently put, dude. You seem like such a stand-up citizen and not at all a total jerk.

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Seriously, you’re gonna need to listen to these videos in separate tab because it’s hard to love Wu-Tang with this dude’s smarmy face mucking things up.

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