May Mag Madness: We’ve Got Your Monthly Magazines… Covered

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Taylor Swift for 'Wonderland'
Taylor Swift for 'Wonderland'
Wonderland Magazine

Why 'Wonderland' Magazine?: To remind John Mayer that her body is a wonderland that he missed out on.

What She Hoped This Would Say: Eyes are the windows to the soul

What Actually Comes Across: Look directly into my eyes and you will be trapped inside my heart foreverrrrrrrrrrr! Do not resist, do not look away I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU.

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Adele for 'Elle'
Adele for 'Elle'
Elle Magazine

What She's Giving Us: A reminder that she's still the HBIC.

Most Obvious Comment: That's one hell of an advertisement for bump-its.

But Why is She On a Magazine Right Now?: Because everyone loves her. You love her. I love her. We all love Adele, so let's just celebrate that love all the time.

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Justin Bieber for 'Teen Vogue'
Justin Bieber for 'Teen Vogue'
Teen Vogue

What His Eyes Say: "I just want to love you, if you Beliebe."

What He's Thinking: Worst Cover Ever — You put the word 'teen' right over my sweet, sweet pompadour.

The Real Question Here: But what would Anne Frank think?

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Julianne Moore for 'T Magazine'
Julianne Moore for 'T Magazine'
T Magazine

Our First Reaction: Look! A modern-day, strung out take on the witches of 'Macbeth.'

Is It a Bad Idea?: Listen, people already believe gingers don't have souls.

None Of That Matters, Though: Because that nail color is nude perfection.

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Christina Hendricks for 'Flare'
Christina Hendricks for 'Flare'
Flare

Why This Sucks: Because it's so not fair that she can pull off that color yellow so flawlessly.

Why This Rules: It's inherent: Christina Hendricks.

What Don Draper Would Say: "I'm an idiot for not nabbing Joan away from Roger first."

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Emma Watson for 'GQ'
Emma Watson for 'GQ'
British GQ

What She's Thinking: "Hermoine's dead."

What The Photographer Was Thinking: "Hermoine's dead."

What The Internet is Thinking: OMG.

Also: RIP Hermoine.

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Ashley Tisdale for 'Maxim'
Ashley Tisdale for 'Maxim'
Maxim

Why: Relevancy! Relevancy! She screams for relevancy!

But Seriously: Because everyone makes career mistakes.

That's Not A Good Enough Reason, Though: Reinvention is a tricky beast — especially for Disney girls. Plus, relevancy means never having to wear a shirt.

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Carey Mulligan for 'Vogue'
Carey Mulligan for 'Vogue'
Vogue

Why She's Wearing That Hat: Because metallic fabric is way more socially acceptable than tin foil.

And What About That Wrist Jewelry?: Sometimes bracelets just aren't handy enough.

Our Initial Reaction: That Carey Mulligan always looks so wonderful and uncomfortable at the same time. Always. Why is that?

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Kirsten Dunst for 'Bullett'
Kirsten Dunst for 'Bullett'
Bullett

What Is This, I Don't Even: Seriously, though, Kirsten, what are we supposed to say about this? What do you have to say for yourself?

What She's Thinking: "Every beer in Brooklyn will be free for me after this!"

What The Photographer Was Thinking: "Are you bored? I'm bored. Let's grease up her hair, dye it gray, and put a mirror on her belly and call it an artistic statement about the bizarre. Self-reflection at your own hand or whatever. The future of fashion is not giving a s**t. Now let's get some lunch."

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