God’s gift to us that isn’t cheeseburgers (otherwise known as TMZ) has released video of Miley Cyrus smoking salvia five days after 18th birthday. She’s seen taking a hit of the natural herb from a bong that her friends deem insufficient and then is encouraged to keep going, which leads her to wonder if some other dude across the room is her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth instead of paying more attention to the Frosted Flakes box that’s behind her. You can see the video below.
Wow, right? THIS IS GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE TODAY. Those red lips, the leopard vest, those cheap amethyst rings can get in a bucket at a museum gift store, and the muppet language that David Bowie speaks to his muppets in Labyrinth. To me, this is exactly what was happening in one of the upstairs bedrooms while Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cousin was kissing her on the sofa and the host was smelling people’s shoes for shit in the party scene in Can’t Hardly Wait.