Oh you silly, silly astronauts. Always d**king around. As in, sending rovers to Mars and using them to draw giant d**ks on the surface of the red planet. Seriously.
NASA is sticking to its story that the tracks are consistent with the movement pattern of the Mars Exploration Rovers, but we’re not sure we’re buying it. You’re trying to tell us that this monstrous phallic symbol was just happenstance? Uh uh.
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