Nick Offerman Will Get Naked For Money… For Charity


Sometimes, you donate money to charity or donate blood and all you get is a lousy T-shirt and some cookies. Sure, you should be doing those things because you’re a kind, caring human who has an interest in the welfare of others and wants the world to be a better place — but hey, a nice perk for all your help couldn’t hurt, right? Right. Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson to Parks and Recreation fans and “hubby” to Meghan Mullally) knows you need a little inspiration to get you motivated sometimes, and he’s willing to do his part. Naked. 

That’s right. If you donate money to Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars, which earns money for Autism charities, Offerman will show us his nips. And other things, apparently. What I’m trying to say is he’s going to strip. I’m really terrible at sexy talk. 
Before you get all righteous about how we shouldn’t objectify mustachioed men (man, do we do that NEVER) for a few bucks or how it’s immoral to sell one’s nakedness for gain, remember this: It’s for charity. The tawdriness of the stripping is cancelled out by the fact that the money goes to kids with Austism. Offerman is in the clear. And he’ll be in the nude, if people answer his plea.
Check out this teaser-y video, in which Offerman reveals such sexy body parts as his shoulder and his knee. Oh, mercy me!

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Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.