Owen Wilson Tries to Explain ‘Hall Pass’ To 5th Graders

Is it just me, or is answering really awkward questions from little kids about sexual phrases like the FUNNEST thing ever? Oh, that’s right. It’s the WORST. Good thing we’ve got Owen Wilson to do it for us. Here’s a helpful little video that you can show your kids (though you probably shouldn’t) when they ask you what’s so funny about a Hall Pass. And yes, you should be worried that Wilson uses pie as a metaphor for the sex. And yes, I said “the sex.” I’m feeling a little Borat-ish today.

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.